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Thank you all for entering in our exclusive “G.I. Joe DVD Prize Pack” contest. Your favorite action figures comments brought back some fond memories from our whole writing staff.

You know you work out in the gym, with the crazy techno music and the stair-climbers and you need motivation, other than succumbing to a lifetime of obesity, diabetes, and dirty looks. Now you can have that motivation. With music playing pants. [...]

FOX News never ceases to amaze me.

Waaaaaah. I don’t like the way the media is covering me and my family. Waaaaaaah. They call me a hypocrite. Waaaaaah. I loved them when they showered me with praise, but as soon as somebody levels criticism, I accuse them of having a problem and never put the blame on myself. Also, I hate my Newsweek cover. [...]

Manolith is here to help you get over Humpday with a tasty treat!

Miss Japan and Miss Trindad and Tobago are the new topic of conversation after a 3-way sex tape involving the two hit the web today. Hiroko Mima (Japan) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (Trindidad and Tobago) represented their countries in the 2008 Miss Universe competition and the video was apparently made eight months after the actual event.

Well, why didn’t you tell me? I’ve got a refrigerator full of placenta that’s GOING TO WASTE, MAN.

How unfortunate. Lil’ Wayne, everyone’s favorite dreadlocked gremlin, is going to have to cut his hair. Not because he started listening to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, but because he will be going to jail. [...]

If there’s one thing society is entirely too focused on, it’s looks. How focused are we on looks? Most of the models who are on America’s Next Top Model are actually too old to be professional models. Frightening, no? Also, there’s an iPhone App to tell you how ugly. [...]