Conan O’Brien makes this interview a joy to watch.

I never remember Barney being so vulgar.

Seriously. Guess how crazy she is. Because you probably will underestimate. Other than looking like Gizmo the gremlin and having a two-show stint on MTV? Other than being the queen of a now dead social network site, spurned onto the grave by Rupert Murdoch? You’re wrong. Anything you guess is wrong. Cause she just pulled a gun on a webcam. [...]

Everyone has their secret fantasy that pretty much no matter who you tell it to they’ll clear their throat uncomfortably, try to change the subject, and then not call you for a couple of days. I know I do. I’ve been with my girlfriend for over five years and I still haven’t told her the thing that I like that makes me completely horny (it involves a broken lamp, a life-size portrait of Val Kilmer playing tennis, two cops watching me, and a mostly uncooked Salmon fillet).

Do you suffer from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome? Are you consistently horny? Does that persistent state of sexual arousal set you off at all times during the day, causing you to have over 300 orgasms, no matter what it is that you do? No. Chances are you don’t. But Michelle Thompson does, and thankfully, she’s found a man. [...]

Lately, a number of PSA’s condemning domestic violence have hit the airwaves and monitors of people across the nation. One of them was Keira Knightley being beaten up after reading a script, which is weird, because I’m sure that’s actually what some people want to do when they see Keira Knightley read scripts. But Hit The Bitch is the most confusing. [...]

RAAAAH. HEAR THAT, BRA? THAT’S THE SOUND OF SYNTHESIZED HARDCORE. Modern Warfare has blown up, stabbed, and shot in the head all the competition from every video-game in history. Which is weird, because most of the best-selling games in history include large parts of violence.

Former Baywatch bombshell Carmen Electra is the latest celebrity making headlines with a leaked sex tape. The 37-year-old actress is supposedly seen making out with a naked brunette in a non-porn style fashion.

According to a recent Pew poll, only 36% of Americans Believe in Global Warming. Blogger Dave R., at Care2, lets us know that that’s even less than the number of Americans that believe in HAUNTED HOUSES.

Halfway through the week and the links just keep on getting better. Famous Facebook status updates and the most awkward reaction on the Today Show make for a completely entertaining link roundup.