This is the sort of innovation lacking in American industry. When you have a dude that controls the world’s supply of cocaine, and that dude leaves behind a ridiculously large and opulent piece of property, what would you do with it? Put in a goddamn Ferris wheel, that’s what. [...]

FACT. Julia Galdo is one of my heroes. Before I ever considered myself a photographer, I looked at her work in awe. I was humbled by her photos. Now she’s making it big.

From Jay-Z’s expensive eating habits to wrestlers who tried to have a successful music career, tonight’s daily link roundup will leave you in awe.

In news that saddens me as a filmmaker, Miramax, the go-to studio for independent features, is shutting down their NYC offices. And… wait a minute, why is Miramax folding before the Weinstein Co.? Didn’t they put out like, one decent movie in this last whole year? Anyway, no matter. Miramax isn’t dying. Miramax is dead. [...]

When you think of minivans, you don’t often think of them being cool. More like, boxes, that lug around what was once cool, twenty years ago. A mobile container of atrophy. The devil’s pipe. But Honda is looking to change all of that. [...]

NO WAY. REALLY? The guy that looks like he totally smokes weed ends up being a guy that “totally smokes weed”? Nice work there, Sherlock. Why don’t you accuse The Hulk of being “muscly” or the sky for being “far away and blue”? Dumbasses. How long did that one take to figure out?
Dude got pulled [...]

Seven things you could buy instead of the new Aston Martin One-77. And no, a night with the real Aston Martin isn’t one of them.

What’s more fun than photos from a calendar featuring lovely Mormon women baking muffins and winking at you? Why yes, MORE photos from a calendar featuring lovely Mormans — okay, I think you get it. Anyway, enjoy!

According to initial reports, 12 people are dead with 31 more wounded after three gunmen opened fire at the Fort Hood Army Base in Fort Hood, Texas.

Making it cool to have moobs.