He’s the artist that just won’t die.

From Oklahoma to Minnesota, funnel clouds were out in full force this weekend–five people have been reported dead. All in all 132 tornadoes were reported on Saturday and Sunday. 122 on Saturday alone.

Not exactly a normal game of “marry-f*ck-kill.”

Hockey can be a very dangerous sport.

The 2012 line up has been announced and features none other than favorites Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Black Keys, and a pitchy Brit named Florence…and of course, the Machine will be joining her.

Watch out for the poisonous mushroom! I said, Watch out!

The sport’s new superstar isn’t your run-of-the-mill golfer.

You need to close all your other tabs, dim the lights, turn up your speakers and watch this video right now.

It’s tacky as heck, but it looks like a fun place to enjoy a game ironically.

At least two of the possible 12 tornadoes were measured at speeds over 112 mph, classifying them as EF2.