Ford Unveils $650 Car

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From 93 till’…2009 baby!

Prince of Persia Trailer Released

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Prince of Persia is the epitome of Hollywood bloat. First off, it’s a film based on a video-game, most of which are never good. Second off, it’s produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Who’s insanely wealthy, but lately been scrimping on story. And third, it’s got the whitest actor in Hollywood, Jake Gyllenhaal, portraying a Persian man. And now the trailer’s out. [...]

The World’s Youngest Mother At 11-Years-Old

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I didn’t even think this was possible…

Yes, The Weezer Snuggie is a Real Thing

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It is a common misconception that Samuel Morse was waxing poetic on the marvels of technology when he first telegraphed, “What hath God wrought” to the Mt. Claire depot in Baltimore. In actuality, he was having a precognitive flash about the Weezer Snuggie, the nerdiest invention since the Anime “Hugging” Pillow. Behold:

You incredible bastards. Selling [...]

Rapper Bangs Will “Take You To Da Movies”

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This guy has serious skills.

Weekend Movie Alert: “This Is It”

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The title of this week’s Weekend Movie Alert is true in more than one sense. Not only is “This Is It” the title of the new Michael Jackson backstage tour rehearsal movie, but it’s also really the only interesting release this weekend — and the movie actually came out earlier this week in some areas.
So, [...]

Basement Jaxx feat Lightspeed Champion “My Turn” Video… Song Of The Season!

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Basement Jaxx teamed up with ex ‘Test Icicles’ frontman Dev Hynes (aka ‘Lightspeed Champion’) to bring you the coolest song of the Fall. It’s the kind of rad song that all the cool art school chicks with asymmetrical haircuts will want to listen to at the club, because they are the best, and nobody likes [...]

Crazy Baseball/B-Ball Shot

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This is the true definition of BASEketBall.

Bill O’Reilly Likes Mooncalf; Is Actually Himself A Dead Baby Cow.

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And lo, O’Reilly says dumb shit again. Here’s a video of him blabbing on about the word ‘mooncalf’, which is the definition of an aborted cow fetus. How delightful.

Models Strip For Climate Change

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This isn’t the first time we’ve seen stripping for a worthy cause…