Everyone has their secret fantasy that pretty much no matter who you tell it to they’ll clear their throat uncomfortably, try to change the subject, and then not call you for a couple of days. I know I do. I’ve been with my girlfriend for over five years and I still haven’t told her the thing that I like that makes me completely horny (it involves a broken lamp, a life-size portrait of Val Kilmer playing tennis, two cops watching me, and a mostly uncooked Salmon fillet).

According to a recent Pew poll, only 36% of Americans Believe in Global Warming. Blogger Dave R., at Care2, lets us know that that’s even less than the number of Americans that believe in HAUNTED HOUSES.

Halfway through the week and the links just keep on getting better. Famous Facebook status updates and the most awkward reaction on the Today Show make for a completely entertaining link roundup.

Tuesday Link Roundup will have you pleasantly surprised with a nice combo of laughs and highly accurate ways to tell if your girlfriend is crazy. Just make sure she doesn’t catch you reading that post.

Out here in the real world, moments that warrant a man-on-man hug come few and far between. However, if you’re a professional sports player, butt slaps and warm embraces are par for the course. Win or lose, our sports heroes are routinely faced with an emotional roller coaster that would put your girlfriend’s menstrual cycles [...]

Monday is almost over and we know you couldn’t be happier. Why not take a look at some of the best links from around the web… Enjoy!

Celebrities love to name their babies things that no one else would name a child, either because they are exceptionally creative people, or because they secretly hate babies. No one is sure which, all they know for sure is that if you are a celebrity, and you name your baby “Tea Tree” it is pretty much guaranteed by anyone with even half a college degree that they will do drugs and end up in rehab and then somehow Dr. Drew will make money off of them.

The best day of the week has finally arrived and we couldn’t be happier. Enjoy some hilarious pictures, bad stunts and some horrible reality TV.

They’ve had Freddy Vs. Jason, they’ve had Alien Vs. Predator, but if you’ve been paying attention like I have, you’ve noticed that they haven’t had Uncle Buck fight Rainman, and frankly, that’s a problem.