Just when you thought cats could do no damage.

Some people just can’t afford to leave their kids at home.

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Being from Chicago, I have a special place in my heart filled with hatred for Sammy Sosa. Even though he played for the Cubs. (I’m a Sox fan.) But whenever he did step up to the plate for the Cubs, you were guaranteed one of two things. He would hit a home run, or he would strike out. Pretty black and white. Now, it appears Sammy Sosa wants to BE white. [...]

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong was arrested by Berkeley, California, cops in January 2003 and charged with drunk driving. The 30-year-old punk rocker was behind the wheel of his black BMW convertible when police pulled him over for speeding. After smelling booze on his breath, police administered a breathalyzer test, with Armstrong blowing a [...]

Well, it sure as hell looks like they have. Despite being eviscerated on South Park, The Sea Shepherds are still saving whales. As well they should. You can’t stop saving endangered animals because a show makes fun of you. If that happened, the Crocodile Hunter would be SOL. [...]

Grandma needs to get her chill on this Christmas

What’s the saddest thing you’ve ever seen? A child who’s just been told that there is no Santa, then hit with the pancakes you made him for breakfast? A child building a tiny house of Legos for his pet bird, when it’s attacked by a hawk? A crying Native American? Wrong. A bear without hair is the saddest thing. [...]