I never remember Barney being so vulgar.

FOX News never ceases to amaze me.

Waaaaaah. I don’t like the way the media is covering me and my family. Waaaaaaah. They call me a hypocrite. Waaaaaah. I loved them when they showered me with praise, but as soon as somebody levels criticism, I accuse them of having a problem and never put the blame on myself. Also, I hate my Newsweek cover. [...]

Now you can really “have it your way.”

It’s like a tiger in a cat’s body.

I’m thinking that if you’re straight, male, and looking at this article at all, the chances that you read anything past the title are pretty damn slim, as there probably is not enough blood left in your brain to sustain literacy.

I’ve always found the similarities between Fox News and The Disney Channel incredibly striking. They both lose huge chunks of audience due to their age, Disney, because they grow up, Fox News, because they die, but the similarities don’t stop just there. [...]

This product should be banned!

Contrary to popular belief we really do love babies.