Waaaaaah. I don’t like the way the media is covering me and my family. Waaaaaaah. They call me a hypocrite. Waaaaaah. I loved them when they showered me with praise, but as soon as somebody levels criticism, I accuse them of having a problem and never put the blame on myself. Also, I hate my Newsweek cover. [...]

Miss Japan and Miss Trindad and Tobago are the new topic of conversation after a 3-way sex tape involving the two hit the web today. Hiroko Mima (Japan) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (Trindidad and Tobago) represented their countries in the 2008 Miss Universe competition and the video was apparently made eight months after the actual event.

Well, why didn’t you tell me? I’ve got a refrigerator full of placenta that’s GOING TO WASTE, MAN.

Somewhere in the world, Sho Kosugi hangs his head in shame. This past Monday, police were on the hunt for a victim of assault when they heard a man screaming for help. Apparently, while trying to clear a five foot tall fence, a man who described himself as a ninja had impaled himself on the [...]

Not because the idea is any good in of itself, but it would get a child’s biased parents to start reading, which is probably the whole reason why they’re conservative in the first place. Is that they don’t read. And live far away from people. Cause statistically, the farther away from people you live, the more likely you will be to buy a conservative children’s book. [...]

Do you like Koalas? Do you love Koalas? Do you appreciate the stand-up comedy of Mitch Hedberg, when he contemplates, “Koala bears are so goddamn cute. Why they got to be so far away from me?” Does it make you sad when they die in brushfires? Then you should be sad. You should be very sad. [...]

Wanna get away? Too bad this isn’t a Snickers commercial.

It’s hilarious what the Internet does to people. In a recent cartoon called “The Stupid Virus” on Current TV, Sarah Palin is depicted talking about President Obama’s debated citizenship. At one point, she’s shown using Twitter with the name “GUN-HO”. Immediately afterward, Brian Williams is shown reporting on her tweet with the inset image onscreen [...]

How many of you saw Mr. T’s original World of Warcraft commercial? If not, go watch it now, because it will give you the proper background to appreciate this bit of news: Mr. T has brought WoW players the delight of Mohawk Grenades!
Starting today, WoW players will be able to claim their 5-charge Mohawk Grenades [...]