Man Only Spoke Klingon To Son For Three Years
This is an interesting story to me. There’s liking Star Trek, and liking Star Trek a little too much. Like, way too much. Like, to the point where it’s detrimental to your child’s development and opinion of you. A man in Minnesota only spoke to his son in Klingon for the first three years of his life. [...]
PETA Fails To Kill Lobsters Humanely
God, I love PETA. They’re preachy in the worst way, do exactly what they warn not to do, and when new technology fails them, they’ll never fail to compromise their values. Case in point? They were demonstrating a humane way of killing a lobster, when things went wrong, and they had to boil hundreds of them. [...]
Peruvian Gangs Are Killing Fat People
Are you planning on vacationing soon? Do you have a few extra pounds that you’re packing on? Can you identify with most of Martin Lawrence’s movies? If so, you might want to stay the hell away from Peru. Because a gang is targeting fat people, killing them, and selling their fat for cosmetics. [...]
Woman Who Has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Finds Man
Do you suffer from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome? Are you consistently horny? Does that persistent state of sexual arousal set you off at all times during the day, causing you to have over 300 orgasms, no matter what it is that you do? No. Chances are you don’t. But Michelle Thompson does, and thankfully, she’s found a man. [...]
Hit The B**** Interactive PSA Is Confusing
Lately, a number of PSA’s condemning domestic violence have hit the airwaves and monitors of people across the nation. One of them was Keira Knightley being beaten up after reading a script, which is weird, because I’m sure that’s actually what some people want to do when they see Keira Knightley read scripts. But Hit The Bitch is the most confusing. [...]
Carmen Electra Leaked Sex Tape!
Former Baywatch bombshell Carmen Electra is the latest celebrity making headlines with a leaked sex tape. The 37-year-old actress is supposedly seen making out with a naked brunette in a non-porn style fashion.
More People In America Believe In Haunted Houses Than Global Warming
According to a recent Pew poll, only 36% of Americans Believe in Global Warming. Blogger Dave R., at Care2, lets us know that that’s even less than the number of Americans that believe in HAUNTED HOUSES.
