7 Reasons To Have Sex With Republican Women

Posted by Ned - 8 Comments

It’s common knowledge that extremist Republicans are ruining and dividing the country, yet there is nothing better than banging a right wing woman. Nothing. Not even “pot butter” or “Daft Punk remixing The Beatles covering Danzig”. Not even ‘bulldog on a skateboard’. Nope. If you’ve ever had sex with a right-leaning, progressive-thinking hating woman, you [...]

News Channel Starts Sweeps Month With Topless Women

Posted by Akela Talamasca - 1 Comment

Washington’s WJLA (which, sadly, is not the Justice League of America’s news station) will be airing a series of reports on breast cancer, and the importance of regular breast self-exams. This coincides with National Breast Cancer Awareness month, which ends this weekend. To make it explicitly clear how to perform such an exam, it will [...]

Hot Mormon Muffins Calendar Will Leave You Confused And Hungry

Posted by Mark Lorenz - 7 Comments

I once went to the temple square in Salt Lake City, Utah, driving home from California. And the people in Salt Lake City are the nicest I’ve ever encountered anywhere, ever. They put all my Mormon jokes to bed, really, in the most platonic, nonsexual way possible. Which is why a new Mormon pin-up calendar is confusing me. [...]

TLC: Crazy-Sexy-Cool & Not Afraid to Front (Shotgun Style)

Posted by Stephen Kral - 1 Comment

In case you’re not yet up-to-date on last week’s big R&B news event, TLC member T-Boz revealed in an interview on The Mo’Nique Show that she and the girls were not only sexy & cool (givens), but that they were downright crazy too. Here’s the story.

The 5 Least Hot Newswomen In America

Posted by Daniel Dominguez - No Comments

Unfortunately, not all networks are equal, and some networks simply cannot afford to scoop up and employ the more boner-worthy female news correspondents. The Manolith Team recently did a fine job presenting the hottest Newswomen so you can go to the channels they are on and turn the volume on mute and stare at them. It is equally important though to make sure to warn you what networks to actively avoid so you don’t accidentally run across the 5 LEAST HOT NEWSWOMEN IN AMERICA.

15 Hottest Newswomen in America

Posted by The Manolith Team - 72 Comments

With 15 of the hottest newscasters in America, suddenly current events look a bit more interesting.

Download Sexy Wallpapers From The 2009 Dub Car Show!

Posted by Aysha Manori - 6 Comments

We had a blast at this year’s DUB Car Show and wanted to share some sexy wallpapers for all to enjoy.

THIS WEEK IN METAL DEATHS: Amelia Earhart Eaten By Crabs?

Posted by Mark Lorenz - 1 Comment

This weekend, Amelia, the biopic of Amelia Earhart opened in theaters nationwide. And I will not be seeing it, because there are only a few good movies out right now, and Amelia does not look like one of them. Also, biopics tend to be boring. You always know the endings. But in a surprise twist, Amelia Earhart might’ve been eaten by crabs.

Village of Lesbians Rumour More Popular in China Than Techno Waste

Posted by Daniel Dominguez - 1 Comment

There is a rumor spreading through China that there exists in Sweden a village of 25,000 Lesbians where men are not allowed to enter. The village is guarded by two tall Lesbian guards, and if men try to enter the village they are beaten half to death.

Live Blogging the Conservative Women Calendar

Posted by Mark Lorenz - 1 Comment

This will be awesome. [...]