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When you think of 80s remakes, do you think they're a slapdash, haphazard affair catered to people with short-attention spans and rife with terrible casting? Or do you think, "Thank God, they're making a smurfs movie and have cast Quentin Tarantino" [...]

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If you couldn’t stand the thought of not watching Titanic on the big screens ever again, there is hope for you. And it’s not in the form of a twelve-step program. More in the form of James Cameron shooting a giant 3D ship into your eyes and ears [...]
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While I want to respect the sanctity of marriages, and I feel it’s wrong to celebrate when one dissolves, the GREATEST ACTRESS OF OUR TIME (as voted on by the Academy) is now single. This calls for the action of popping champagne like we won a cha [...]

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John Mayer won't be getting Jessica Simpson's "napalm" anymore, which is the term she uses to describe her sexual organs because they are "so hot" and are able to "wipe out whole villages through calculated air strikes."

A new study says that dark chocolate beats out blueberries in antioxidants. Find out the truth about other health myths that make your diet boring! (And Other Health Myths Debunked!)


There's a lot to like in 'Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.' The casting and characters are awesome, the drawings and humor are winning and the film leaves you wanting more. But it feels more like a film about middle school for adults than a film about middle school for middle schoolers.