Celebrities love to name their babies things that no one else would name a child, either because they are exceptionally creative people, or because they secretly hate babies. No one is sure which, all they know for sure is that if you are a celebrity, and you name your baby “Tea Tree” it is pretty much guaranteed by anyone with even half a college degree that they will do drugs and end up in rehab and then somehow Dr. Drew will make money off of them.

I’ve always found the similarities between Fox News and The Disney Channel incredibly striking. They both lose huge chunks of audience due to their age, Disney, because they grow up, Fox News, because they die, but the similarities don’t stop just there. [...]

If there’s one thing that we can all agree with, it’s that people like watching things explode. If there’s one thing we can agree with universally, it’s that the world is in danger. You put the two together and you get Rolland Emmerich’s “2012.” And what has “2012″ taught us? People just want to watch the world fall apart. [...]

Hey there, beloved readers, it’s time once again for Weekend Movie Alert, where we let you know/remind you about movies opening up today. There are quite a few that you might be interested in — “Uncertainty”, “Pirate Radio”, etc. — but really, the one that deserves our recognition is none other than the John Cusack [...]

They’ve had Freddy Vs. Jason, they’ve had Alien Vs. Predator, but if you’ve been paying attention like I have, you’ve noticed that they haven’t had Uncle Buck fight Rainman, and frankly, that’s a problem.

With all Del Taco’s talk of Macho Burritos and Extreme soda sizes, they’ve totally got the jock/tough-guy/XXX-sports-enthusiast market pretty much taken care of. If you’ve ever punched a Prius until it was a Ford F-250 or climbed a mountain without any rappelling equipment, or been a muscular bald black guy with an iron cross tattoo at a heavy metal concert, the Del’s got your number. But what of the rest of us?

We are excited to announce our much anticipated Manolith iPhone app has finally hit the App Store! You can now get the full mobile experience of Manolith.com for FREE! If you’re looking for a fast-paced, sleek looking app to complement weird eye-popping videos and pictures, this is definitely for you.

What are you doing with your lives? Seriously, what are you doing? I know you were really excited about the prospect of seeing a scary movie shot on a handi-cam in a theater at midnight, but did you really think it’d be ridiculously awesome? That it wouldn’t feature insanely annoying lead characters? Would you like a do-over? Here’s what you do. [...]

Hootie! Hootie! HOOTIE HAS MADE HISTORY. I told you all he would when I was in grade school, but nobody believed me. And now look at him. Standing proudly on top of the country pile. Darius Rucker has won the CMT best new artist award. And is the first black man to do so. [...]