Seriously. Guess how crazy she is. Because you probably will underestimate. Other than looking like Gizmo the gremlin and having a two-show stint on MTV? Other than being the queen of a now dead social network site, spurned onto the grave by Rupert Murdoch? You’re wrong. Anything you guess is wrong. Cause she just pulled a gun on a webcam. [...]

RAAAAH. HEAR THAT, BRA? THAT’S THE SOUND OF SYNTHESIZED HARDCORE. Modern Warfare has blown up, stabbed, and shot in the head all the competition from every video-game in history. Which is weird, because most of the best-selling games in history include large parts of violence.

How unfortunate. Lil’ Wayne, everyone’s favorite dreadlocked gremlin, is going to have to cut his hair. Not because he started listening to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, but because he will be going to jail. [...]

Out here in the real world, moments that warrant a man-on-man hug come few and far between. However, if you’re a professional sports player, butt slaps and warm embraces are par for the course. Win or lose, our sports heroes are routinely faced with an emotional roller coaster that would put your girlfriend’s menstrual cycles [...]

It’s hilarious what the Internet does to people. In a recent cartoon called “The Stupid Virus” on Current TV, Sarah Palin is depicted talking about President Obama’s debated citizenship. At one point, she’s shown using Twitter with the name “GUN-HO”. Immediately afterward, Brian Williams is shown reporting on her tweet with the inset image onscreen [...]

How many of you saw Mr. T’s original World of Warcraft commercial? If not, go watch it now, because it will give you the proper background to appreciate this bit of news: Mr. T has brought WoW players the delight of Mohawk Grenades!
Starting today, WoW players will be able to claim their 5-charge Mohawk Grenades [...]

I remember when Brock Lesnar first came to the WWF. It was like all the other people looked relatively normal, and then here comes this guy and his NECK IS BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD. How is that physiologically possible? And then he came and punched everybody with his hands, which somehow were also larger than his head. Dude looked invincible. Now he’s in trouble. [...]

In news that will make nerd orgasms around the world ten times as strong, Industrial Light and Magic digitally inserted R2-D2 into Star Trek, thereby not digitally inserting my boner in my camo cargo-shorts. [...]

One of the most surprising things about Sarah Palin’s new book is that Sarah Palin knows how to write. Other surprising things about the book include its entire lack of any use of crayon. There are no bite marks on the edges of the book where Sarah though that it was a sandwich.