In news that saddens me as a filmmaker, Miramax, the go-to studio for independent features, is shutting down their NYC offices. And… wait a minute, why is Miramax folding before the Weinstein Co.? Didn’t they put out like, one decent movie in this last whole year? Anyway, no matter. Miramax isn’t dying. Miramax is dead. [...]

NO WAY. REALLY? The guy that looks like he totally smokes weed ends up being a guy that “totally smokes weed”? Nice work there, Sherlock. Why don’t you accuse The Hulk of being “muscly” or the sky for being “far away and blue”? Dumbasses. How long did that one take to figure out?
Dude got pulled [...]

Babies. We were all one of them at one point. It’s true. Look it up. It’s total fucking science.
Now, you may not know this, but you can actually USE a baby for lots of different reasons. An easy one would be to place the baby on the sinkhole in the tub in lieu of a [...]

No Doubt has decided it’s time to make video games pay. We all know video games for their ability to entertain us by making us a deadly assassin, allowing us to collect stars to defeat Bowser, and to generally transport us to exciting imaginary worlds. But now, video games have added another function to the list of things they do: pissing off the band No Doubt.

Prince of Persia is the epitome of Hollywood bloat. First off, it’s a film based on a video-game, most of which are never good. Second off, it’s produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Who’s insanely wealthy, but lately been scrimping on story. And third, it’s got the whitest actor in Hollywood, Jake Gyllenhaal, portraying a Persian man. And now the trailer’s out. [...]

Check out the photos inside of what celebs thought was good enough to get inked! Can you guess who’s sporting the misspelled Italian quote?

If you videotape yourself having sex, people will find it. It’s pretty much a universal rule now, like Occham’s Razor or Rule 34. Or Murphy’s Law. Which is mostly a law, not a rule. But still. To prove that point, video of Carrie Prejean is rumored to be floating around, and she’s boning herself. [...]

That’s what I’d tell my child, if I had one, and he listened to terrible pop music. And was concerned about Chris Brown’s career prospects. Because right now, son, they ain’t looking too well. [...]

Roland Emmerich, director of the upcoming blockbuster-even-if-it-turns-out-not-to-be-good “2012,” destroys pretty much everything in the world in his new film. Here is a partial list of things he has explode or get crushed: The Vatican, Jesus, The White House, Los Angeles, Everything Else.