If you are anything like me (lets hope you aren’t), you spend your days pounding keyboards and nights laying waste to a never ending army of the undead. No I’m not talking about those nightly AA meetings, we’re talking about …

Smoking. Check. Multiple computer interfaces. Check. Army of sexy cyborgs to do my bidding. CHECK! Via Mark

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Title pretty much says it all, oh forgot one thing. There is a midget too.

It’s horrible when men compare women to objects, things like cars and ships and the such. Really it is just so old fashioned. Comparing women to browsers though? That’s much better, we think.   Via Mona

Mickey Rourke is the man.

Meryl Streep’s Daughter Grace Gummer is hot! Check out this photo.

Photos of Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn.

Photos from the 81st Annual Academy Awards taking place at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles.