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Paul J

Paul J

Paul doesn't have anything better to do, so he sits around all day surfing the internet and writing about whatever he thinks is funny. Oh, and Paul is not actually a cartoon character, but if he was, he would party with Magilla Gorilla and Wacko from Animaniacs.

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Blog: http://www.paulspond.com

Recent Blogs

  1. The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts, Part 2: Weapons

    The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts, Part 2: Weapons

    Posted by Paul J – 2 Comments

    “But I don’t want a weapon for Xmas. I’m a pacifist!” Bullshit. There are no guy pacifists — there are only guys who haven’t been sufficiently provoked, or who think [...]
  2. The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts, Part 1: Giant Stuff

    The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts, Part 1: Giant Stuff

    Posted by Paul J – Leave A Comment

    You know what? Let’s get right to it. The following is part one of four of a dozen items every guy would love for the holidays, and no category better [...]
  3. Ask Dr. Scientist: Can I Live Like a Vampire?

    Ask Dr. Scientist: Can I Live Like a Vampire?

    Posted by Paul J – 2 Comments

    Can i be a vampire? I know u r gonna be mean & say that vampires don't exist, but i'm really curious. If i really try, could i live like a vampire? thx:)<3!
  4. 13 Brilliant Store Name Puns

    13 Brilliant Store Name Puns

    Posted by Paul J – 4 Comments

    Just because you own a tiny shop that doesn't mean you can't give it a brilliant name.
  5. Awesome History #2: The 4th Crusade

    Awesome History #2: The 4th Crusade

    Posted by Paul J – Leave A Comment

    Learn about the stupidest Crusade of them all, without being bored to tears!
  6. The 10 Hottest Teachers To Hook Up With Students (and the 5 Ugliest Ones)

    The 10 Hottest Teachers To Hook Up With Students (and the 5 Ugliest Ones)

    Posted by Paul J – 38 Comments

    What every adolescent boy dreams of. Except for, you know, the statutory rape part.
  7. 15 Hilarious Porn Titles (Based on Actual Movies)

    15 Hilarious Porn Titles (Based on Actual Movies)

    Posted by Paul J – 3 Comments

    I love porn movie titles. And the only thing better ones named totally dead-on things like "Teens Like It Big XIV" (the gripping conclusion to the epic saga) is when they're named after real movies. There's a lot of stuff out there about hilarious p [...]
  8. 17 Awesome Captchas

    17 Awesome Captchas

    Posted by Paul J – 1 Comment

    You know Captchas: those distorted combinations of random words, letters and numbers (and on more annoying sites, wingdings) you’re supposed to type into Craigslist’s Casual Encounters to prove you’re not [...]
  9. 7 Things You Could Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-77

    7 Things You Could Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-77

    Posted by Paul J – 5 Comments

    Seven things you could buy instead of the new Aston Martin One-77. And no, a night with the real Aston Martin isn't one of them.
  10. 12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes I Saw This Year: Recap

    12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes I Saw This Year: Recap

    Posted by Paul J – 4 Comments

    Ah, Halloween. The season where girls have a blank check to dress as slutty as they like without any fear of judgment…and guys, well, guys have a blank check to [...]

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