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Paul J

Paul J

Paul doesn't have anything better to do, so he sits around all day surfing the internet and writing about whatever he thinks is funny. Oh, and Paul is not actually a cartoon character, but if he was, he would party with Magilla Gorilla and Wacko from Animaniacs.

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Blog: http://www.paulspond.com

Recent Blogs

  1. Huge Slip ‘N Slides: A Gallery

    Huge Slip ‘N Slides: A Gallery

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    Now, I’m not saying these are for sure the biggest Slip ‘N Slides ever made … but they might be. Roof Slide This is what happens when you’re young, industrious, and have [...]
  2. Monster Epic Ballads

    Monster Epic Ballads

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    I’m obsessed with Monster Ballads right now. As I write this I’m listening to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” a classic Monster Ballad. I’m even obsessed with the term Monster [...]
  3. Why You’re REALLY Buying Her Jewelry

    Why You’re REALLY Buying Her Jewelry

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    It might be just because you love her. But it probably isn't.
  4. Mules

    Mules

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    Forgive me for a moment, while I ruminate on something I’ve always wondered about. Mules. They’re sturdy, they’re reliable, they’re co-stars with Juan Valdez in coffee commercials. But they’re sterile. Mules [...]
  5. The “I Hate L.A.” Mix

    The “I Hate L.A.” Mix

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    Born in Minnesota, I have lived in Los Angeles for six years, and every once in a while (usually when I’m stuck on the 405), I get to hating LA. [...]
  6. Old-Style Nintendo

    Old-Style Nintendo

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    My friend Seann has this broken-down, old-school Nintendo in his apartment. He can only get it to work by setting a full can of Old Style on the game cartridge.
  7. 10 Great Pranks

    10 Great Pranks

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    Among the inane topics that came up visiting home this weekend was the subject of practical jokes. Thankfully, none were played: it would have been a bummer to endure the [...]
  8. Product Placement Everywhere

    Product Placement Everywhere

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    An ad for USA's new show, "White Collar". On my shirt, which also has a white collar. Get it? Get it?
  9. The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts – Part 4: Recreational Toys

    The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts – Part 4: Recreational Toys

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    And for the closing chapter in our Awesome Guy Holiday Gift Guide, we have Recreational Items. Haven’t all the items so far been recreational, you ask? Not like these, my [...]
  10. The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts – Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)

    The Twelve Days of Guy Gifts – Part 3: Gadgets (with videos!)

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    They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and a minute-long video is worth about 1,500 pictures. So since each of these gadgets is worthy of about 13 awesome [...]

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