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Paul Jury

Paul Jury

Paul doesn't have anything better to do, so he sits around all day surfing the internet and writing about whatever he thinks is funny. Oh, and Paul is not actually a cartoon character, but if he was, he would party with Magilla Gorilla and Wacko from Animaniacs.

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Blog: http://www.paulspond.com

Twitter: http://twitter.com/pauljury

Recent Blogs

  1. 5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They’re Known For

    5 Saints Who Had Absolutely Nothing To Do With What They’re Known For

    Posted by Paul Jury – Leave A Comment

    Amazingly, Saint Patrick is NOT the patron saint of vomiting green beer.
  2. Helen Keller Falls Off Stage

    Helen Keller Falls Off Stage

    Posted by Paul Jury – 1 Comment

    Because what your day is really missing is a little bit of wrong, wrong slapstick.
  3. 5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events

    5 Sports That Were ALMOST Winter Olympic Events

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    You think curling is bad? Here are some other near-misses for events trying to make it into the Olympics.
  4. 5 Best Auto-Tunes

    5 Best Auto-Tunes

    Posted by Paul Jury – 1 Comment

    I love the new era of R&B. Every singer, regardless of whether or not they have any singing ability, sounds like a male Cher on her 1998 “Believe” track. AndRead more
  5. 10 Creative Dates To Get You Laid On Valentine’s Day

    10 Creative Dates To Get You Laid On Valentine’s Day

    Posted by Paul Jury – Leave A Comment

    (without breaking your bank account, because otherwise I would just say get a limo to the airport, and fly her to Paris to have dinner at the top of theRead more
  6. 5 Racist Superbowl Ads

    5 Racist Superbowl Ads

    Posted by Paul Jury – Leave A Comment

    Ah, the Big Game. The one day per year when you use your Tivo to fast forward through the program to get to the commercials. And the day whenRead more
  7. Ask Dr. Scientist: Will Humans Ever Get As Tall As Avatars?

    Ask Dr. Scientist: Will Humans Ever Get As Tall As Avatars?

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    Dear Dr. Scientist: I just watched Avatar, and my friend said that humans are gonna be that tall someday, because people have been getting taller for the past 500 years.
  8. Crashing An Orgo Final

    Crashing An Orgo Final

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    This is the story of how a college buddy of mine and I once crashed an organic chemistry final. No, not a frat party, or a sorority car-wash fundraiser —Read more
  9. Huge Slip ‘N Slides: A Gallery

    Huge Slip ‘N Slides: A Gallery

    Posted by Paul Jury – Leave A Comment

    Now, I’m not saying these are for sure the biggest Slip ‘N Slides ever made … but they might be. Roof Slide This is what happens when you’re young, industrious, and haveRead more
  10. Monster Epic Ballads

    Monster Epic Ballads

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    I’m obsessed with Monster Ballads right now. As I write this I’m listening to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” a classic Monster Ballad. I’m even obsessed with the term MonsterRead more

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