The new, improved, sea-food version of Madden’s Thanksgiving classic, the Turducken.

Celebrate Jesus this Easter by making a gargantuan, unhealthy egg!

Amazingly, Saint Patrick is NOT the patron saint of vomiting green beer.

Because what your day is really missing is a little bit of wrong, wrong slapstick.

You think curling is bad? Here are some other near-misses for events trying to make it into the Olympics.

I love the new era of R&B. Every singer, regardless of whether or not they have any singing ability, sounds like a male Cher on her 1998 “Believe” track. And it’s all thanks to Auto-Tune. For those not familiar, Auto-Tune …

(without breaking your bank account, because otherwise I would just say get a limo to the airport, and fly her to Paris to have dinner at the top of the Eiffel Tower, which you’ve had dipped in gold.) So it’s …

Ah, the Big Game. The one day per year when you use your Tivo to fast forward through the program to get to the commercials. And the day when corporations everywhere spend millions of dollars for ad companies to whip …

Dear Dr. Scientist: I just watched Avatar, and my friend said that humans are gonna be that tall someday, because people have been getting taller for the past 500 years.

This is the story of how a college buddy of mine and I once crashed an organic chemistry final. No, not a frat party, or a sorority car-wash fundraiser — an organic chemistry final. Yes, I was strange back then, …