Paul Jury
Paul doesn't have anything better to do, so he sits around all day surfing the internet and writing about whatever he thinks is funny. Oh, and Paul is not actually a cartoon character, but if he was, he would party with Magilla Gorilla and Wacko from Animaniacs.
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17 Awesome Captchas
You know Captchas: those distorted combinations of random words, letters and numbers (and on more annoying sites, wingdings) you’re supposed to type into Craigslist’s Casual Encounters to prove you’re not a robot. Well, in this age of monkeys typing Shakespeare, the number of captcha’s being randomly generated has gotten so high that eventually, some of [...]
7 Things You Could Buy For the Price of the New Aston Martin One-77
Seven things you could buy instead of the new Aston Martin One-77. And no, a night with the real Aston Martin isn’t one of them.
12 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes I Saw This Year: Recap
Ah, Halloween. The season where girls have a blank check to dress as slutty as they like without any fear of judgment…and guys, well, guys have a blank check to look at girls dressed as slutty as they like.
None of this is new news of course — young costumers have been capitalizing on this salacious [...]
13 T-Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up By the Cops
It’s funny until a cop having a bad day accidentally puts a night stick in your teeth for public intoxication and “resisting arrest”.
Yes, and I made a T-shirt about it with all the tax dollars I don’t have.
They might do it just for the irony.
Mostly if it’s attached to this guy.
I’m sure they’d appreciate the [...]
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Changed Their Names To
Off yesterday’s post, the only thing dumber than Stupid Things People Have Named Their Kids is stupid things people have named themselves. Because apparently American freedom means having the right to change your name to Romanceo Sir Tasty Maxibillion.
The 10 Stupidest Things People Have Named Their Kids (Dirty Version)
Yes, you knew this was coming. It’s juvenile, but I can’t help but giggle my ass(man) off at these poor people. The following are the 10 funniest (dirty) things people have been named. Their parents should be beaten/congratulated.
Dick Assman
(supposedly pronounced “assmun”) – Canadian service station owner, and disappointed website owner when he tried to register [...]
The 10 Biggest Misconceptions We Learn In School
I do some teaching, and my kids are constantly turning in essays with tragically inaccurate examples, like “When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb…” or “Even Einstein got bad grades in school…” which society has for some reason decided to convince them are true. Actually, my kids are turning in examples more like “When Edison [...]
Awesome History #1 – Paul Revere’s Ride
The true but more awesome story of what happened on Paul Revere’s excellent ride.
Fight Cancer. Scorpion Does.
My brother sent me a link to a cancer fundraiser his company was doing, called “Tournament Fore Life.” We got real excited for a second until we found out it was just a shitty golf tournament (get it? Tournament FORE Life? Gag.) Not that there’s anything wrong with fighting cancer via putting; it’s just that [...]
Why Would You Want This Dog Back?
No seriously. Sometimes, losing your dog is a good thing.
