Someone needs to fire their marketing department.

The best Christmas ever, ordinary people doing ordinary things, Al Franken giving an art and geography lesson, vigilante justice, the most reliable method of birth control and skinny ties.

At most news papers, it’s a really big deal when they misspell someone’s name.

Because you’ve gotta do something with a tractor sitting in the middle of a mud hole, right?

Getting laid during a layover, Patrick Swayze, how men see google, dumb people with even dumber tattoos, how not to steal a plasma TV, six bad ass secret agent skills you can learn in less than a week, a new NASA video game and the horribleness of self improvement.

Even the most evil villains in film history get in to the holiday spirit.

A far superior Snuggie.

You know you love The Bravery, unless you’re like me in which case you don’t. But as you sit and watch those boys chirp out their broken heart tunes, it’s gonna dawn on you that if you had a guitar, you could pull chicks like them.

Dead celebrities, stupid legal defenses, irritating people of 2009 not named Snookie, awesome Japanese dance routine, a cool French video short, Santa Claus gets exploited, some lady thinks mass murder is hilarious, a lego artist, a flying car and 20 of the greatest men ever.

Why you gotta be a jerk like that, Nature?