I don’t even know what to say about this one

Talk about a horrible customer service experience …

Today: Use your man-cleavage to avoid a speeding ticket, Gwen Steffani is 40 and hot, Ice-T vs. Ice Cube, how to not rob a liquor store, 8-bit zoology, busted by Google Street View, racist Power Rangers, what would happen if women were as horny as men and Sean Penn.

You know how sometimes, when you take a photo in public, some guy wants to make a goofy face in the background? Turns out, it might be encoded in the mammalian DNA.

How this stuff makes it on to prime time TV is beyond me.

At Manolith, we want all our readers to be hip as hell. And the easiest way to get hip is through art appreciation. And the easiest art to appreciate is music.

Today: News Year’s inner monologue of the married man, things to never share about yourself, the coolest toy ever, political sex scandals, educational sex scandals, Mortal Kombat is the worst tournament ever, and a hot chick kills her man’s PS3.

… because it looks suspiciously like Daffy Duck.

Celebrating the things no one loves through song.

Today, resolutions that’ll fail, explaining unexplainable female behaviors and creepy animal behaviors, the last decade in doodles, 10 hot Indie girls, the 25 best pop songs of 2009, how to kick-start your career in 2010 and a pedal submarine.