Ned Hepburn
Former editor of Manolith
Tim Lincecum Is Super Awesome; Has Pot.
NO WAY. REALLY? The guy that looks like he totally smokes weed ends up being a guy that “totally smokes weed”? Nice work there, Sherlock. Why don’t you accuse The Hulk of being “muscly” or the sky for being “far away and blue”? Dumbasses. How long did that one take to figure out?
Dude got pulled [...]
How To Use A Baby
Babies. We were all one of them at one point. It’s true. Look it up. It’s total fucking science.
Now, you may not know this, but you can actually USE a baby for lots of different reasons. An easy one would be to place the baby on the sinkhole in the tub in lieu of a [...]
Photographer Dies After Shooting Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is totally insane and not a good singer plus she’s really vacuous. I think she does a song about poker, but so did Kenny Rogers and he did it without appearing nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. But LOOK AT HER. She’s kind of attractive in that ‘Trying Very Hard’ way. It’s [...]
Stephen Colbert Sponsors Speed Skating; Alliteration.
So you thought ice skating was just for little girls and whimsical New Yorkers? Well think again. It’s actually the sport of the most manly fucking people out there. Like, brutally manly people. Guys that eat a steak while punching suffragettes. Guys who ride fixed gear bikes up a mountain of beef jerky and stubble. [...]
Yo Girl, Boyz II Men Got The Swine Flu.
Yo baby girl how you doin’? Can I sit down there if you don’t mind? OK, sweet thing. My you’re looking fine today. Let me lay this on you: one of the dudes from Boyz II Men has H1N1 swine flu. Yeah. I know, babe. Dry your tears. You know what this means. They ain’t [...]
7 Reasons To Have Sex With Republican Women
It’s common knowledge that extremist Republicans are ruining and dividing the country, yet there is nothing better than banging a right wing woman. Nothing. Not even “pot butter” or “Daft Punk remixing The Beatles covering Danzig”. Not even ‘bulldog on a skateboard’. Nope. If you’ve ever had sex with a right-leaning, progressive-thinking hating woman, you [...]
Basement Jaxx feat Lightspeed Champion “My Turn” Video… Song Of The Season!
Basement Jaxx teamed up with ex ‘Test Icicles’ frontman Dev Hynes (aka ‘Lightspeed Champion’) to bring you the coolest song of the Fall. It’s the kind of rad song that all the cool art school chicks with asymmetrical haircuts will want to listen to at the club, because they are the best, and nobody likes [...]
Bill O’Reilly Likes Mooncalf; Is Actually Himself A Dead Baby Cow.
And lo, O’Reilly says dumb shit again. Here’s a video of him blabbing on about the word ‘mooncalf’, which is the definition of an aborted cow fetus. How delightful.
‘Warriors Of Radness’ Might Be The Greatest Name For A Clothing Line, Ever.
In case you didn’t know – because you’re not in the know – because you are fat and ugly and live under a rock – there’s a clothing line called ‘Warriors Of Radness’.
I KNOW.
The Tumblr Film Festival
You know what was rad? Last night. Want to know why it was rad? Because it was a bunch of short movies from people all over Tumblr being shown at Cinespace, in good ol’ Hollywood, CA. People showed up. A lot of people. And your friendly neighborhood blogger - me – was behind the “decks” [...]
