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   Are You A Contra?

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – Leave A Comment

   Hard hitting journalism from soft touching men.
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   The Dominos Pizza Taste Test

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – 2 Comments

   As some of you may know, Dominos has changed its recipe. This might seem like a good, natural, normal thing to do. Especially when one’s pizza was “sub par” before. More [...]
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   Zooey Deschanel Is A Harlot

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – 5 Comments

   I teach a headline writing class down at the Learning Annex if anyone wants to come down. Anyway. Zooey Deschanel — best known for being super cute, super awesome, and super [...]
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   Funny Bro: Aziz Ansari

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – Leave A Comment

   Aziz Ansari is a comedian. He is also an actor, and can be seen on the show “Parks & Recreation.” Now that I have that out of the way, allow [...]
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   The Outback Steakhouse Is The Greatest Place On The Face Of The Earth

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – 5 Comments

   The Outback is a steakhouse is a meeting place is a mecca for all that is fine and well with the world. The Outback Steakhouse will make your soul complete [...]
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   ‘Driver’ iPhone Game Yawns.

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – 1 Comment

   “Driver” was a Playstation game many, many, many eons ago when nobody gave a shit about blogs or anything else for that matter other than themselves. It was a glorious [...]
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   Coming & Crying

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – Leave A Comment

   Headlines! We has them. Look out, world, there’s an interesting book coming down the pipeline you might like. It’s a collection of (true!) short stories about the world of sex, [...]
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   Alexander McQueen Wants You To Dress Like A Serial Killer This Fall

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – Leave A Comment

   Alexander McQueen is a name oft batted around by members of the bloggerati as the designer of clothing that only batshit crazy people would wear.
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   NBC vs Conan Debate Explained By Chinese Animators (Hilarious)

   Posted by Ned Hepburn – 2 Comments

   In this video from the Hong Kong news service Appledaily, we have the current NBC Leno/O'Brien debacle totally explained to us. How?
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    Scary Japanese Story Time!

    Posted by Ned Hepburn – 4 Comments

    A spooooooky Japanese tale that y'all should read in the dark with the lights off.

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