If you were lucky enough to make your way to IHOP today, you would’ve discovered something so pleasant that your digestive system would high-five you.

Once again, Dancing With The Stars has pulled out every stop and roadblock they could possibly encounter and gotten themselves a cast of stars that are the definite article – if this were twenty years ago.

If there’s one thing that Sacha Baron Cohen is good at, it’s being an unmitigated jackass in order to promote whatever movie he has coming out next.

It’s official — nothing will change until the members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science start going from the voting booth (Or box? How do you vote for Oscars? My guess at this point is with carrier pigeons.) to their graves. The same complaints that have been plaguing the Oscars for years came back with the reviews today.

The hits just keep coming with this piece of work, don’t they? The minute things start calming down for Chris Brown, he sticks his overinflated head into something else and gives his PR team a heart-attack.

This is incredibly, incredibly disappointing. For a number of reasons. We’re never going to see John Edwards’ sex tape.

Remember Kate Gosselin? She launched TLC from a network that had shows where you learn about how the world works to a network where you watch crazy women, or crazy women with their kids. Thanks for that, Kate.

The National Enquirer does something tacky for sales? Color me incredibly, incredibly shocked.

If there’s one thing that never gets old, it’s Chris Brown’s sense of invulnerability. Oh, wait a minute – that got old YEARS ago. CM Punk gets it.

Millions of fans have cried out, and NBC has responded in turn – Community is coming back to television.