Recent Blogs

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   Lana Del Rey’s Album Released, Disappoints Critics

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments

   Lana Del Rey is an internet meme that has risen to prominence lately and gotten herself a record contract. But let’s examine what that means, exactly.
2. 

   Rihanna Gets New Ink Done — Thug Life?

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   The internet loves Rihanna – that girl keeps pumping out albums. She’s like the overfertilized chicken of the pop industry, with a voice to match.
3. 

   Taco Bell Rolls Out Their Breakfast Menu

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Never has the phrase ‘Roll Out’ been more appropriate. It’s the perfect description of what one does the morning after they have Taco Bell the previous morning.
4. 

   50 Cent Promises To Show Twitter His Penis…

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   ....if the Giants win the Super Bowl.
5. 

   Pat Sajak Used To Be Drunk On Your TV

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Pat Sajak should be all of our heroes. He’s not as bold as a man who’d pick up a gun and fight for our country, but he’s as self-aware as you can expect from a man whose job is to watch someone spill wheels and letters around.
6. 

   Demi Moore Hospitalized for ‘Exhaustion’

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Demi Moore, you need to reign it in a bit. This isn’t the 80’s anymore. You can’t be pulling these type of shenanigans when you’re approaching 50.
7. 

   Heidi Klum Is Now Single

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

   There's something in the water in Hollywood, I'm telling you. Something in the water that causes men's relationships with beautiful women and vice-versa to fall to earth like Icarus. Heidi Klum, everyone's favorite German, is said to be splitting fr [...]
8. 

   Gingrich Wins South Carolina — No GOP Frontrunner

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   It's been amazing watching a group of powerful white men tear each other down on the national news, all in the hopes that they'll get a job where the public has to build them back up again.
9. 

   Go See Red Tails This Weekend

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   If you get a chance to see one movie this weekend -- make sure that it is not Mission Impossible 3 -- or anything else other than Redtails.
10. 

    Government Shuts Down MegaUpload, Anonymous Shuts Down Government

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    That's right. Our Commander in Chief has a sense of humor and a passable falsetto. Let's see Mitt Romney try to muster that.

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