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Mark Lorenz

Mark Lorenz

Whenever Mark writes anything about himself, he feels contrite. He spends his time between neuroses and poetry.

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Recent Blogs

  1. French President AND First Lady Having Affairs

    French President AND First Lady Having Affairs

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    I know you’re terribly surprised, but it seems like French people really enjoy having intercourse. Even at the highest echelons of their society. Especially at the highest echelons, actually. France’s president Nicholas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni a [...]
  2. Gay Prostitution Scandal Rocks The Vatican

    Gay Prostitution Scandal Rocks The Vatican

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    One thing you can always count on religious institutions for? Hardcore, awesome kinkiness. This is no different apparently in the Vatican, where investigators have just uncovered a gay prostitution ring.
  3. Charlie Sheen In Hot Water For Druggy Threesomes

    Charlie Sheen In Hot Water For Druggy Threesomes

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    It's nice when we can give people second chances. Also, it's nice when we can give people thirteenth chances. And in Charlie Sheen's case, every day is a new chance for someone to give him.
  4. John Krasinski In The Lead For Captain America Role

    John Krasinski In The Lead For Captain America Role

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    With the recent onslaught of comic book movies coming on the horizon, it’s good that they’re considering non-traditional casting of roles. John Krasinski is in the leads to be cast as Captain America.
  5. Why Is Liz Cheney Talking?

    Why Is Liz Cheney Talking?

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

    Liz Cheney's been in the news recently for some controversial statements she made regarding some DOJ officials. My question is this -- who gives a flying rip about what Liz Cheney says?
  6. Betty White WILL Appear On SNL

    Betty White WILL Appear On SNL

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    It’s a victory for Betty White fans, a victory for comedy fans everywhere, and in general, victory!! Betty White will be making an appearance on Saturday Night Live.
  7. Al-Qaeda Leader Not Really Captured

    Al-Qaeda Leader Not Really Captured

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Everybody make a sad trumpet noise with their mouths.
  8. D’Angelo Arrested For Soliciting An Undercover Officer

    D’Angelo Arrested For Soliciting An Undercover Officer

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    This just shattered every illusion I’ve ever possessed about R & B stars being sly and smooth with the ladies. D’Angelo has been arrested for soliciting an undercover officer.
  9. Alice In Wonderland Destroys Box Office

    Alice In Wonderland Destroys Box Office

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    We are a nation of stoners and perpetual adolescents. And it is an awesome, awesome thing. Alice in Wonderland has crushed box office records.
  10. 69 Year-Old DJ Will Rock Your Face Off

    69 Year-Old DJ Will Rock Your Face Off

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    That’s not a bad hit you just took, she’s REAL.

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