Hello. Are you ready to have a good time? Because a good time will be had by all who ventures into space. Just kidding — it’s that time again where Ridley Scott takes up the mantle of the master of terror and delivered us another exploration not only to deep space, but into the heart of darkness. And ourselves. Now let me fold my tweed jacket.

It happened. Jonah Hill starred in another movie about partying in high school that has become a box office hit — so we will be seeing more Jonah Hill in cinemas for better or worse.

It’s that time of year again – the time where you’ll find people out on the street decked out in green, making less sense than usual, and drinking because it’s what we’ve been doing for decades.

Meghan McCain has never been the brightest bulb shining in the spectrum of political scions – but that’s never stopped her from thrusting herself into it. Now she’s done a spread in Playboy.

Maybe it’s about time fruit took its revenge for being a centerpiece to Gallagher’s act for so many years, without being given the proper compensation and care.

Linsanity has ended. Because the Knicks have messed up the only good thing they had going for them – the way that only people and sports teams in New York can do.

Heather Morris plays a cheerleader on Glee. In real life, she plays a girl who is more than happy to take pictures of herself naked.

Rick Santorum doesn’t belong in American politics. He belongs in a place where they allow bigoted, obviously homophobic and racist people to run under the auspices that they can inherit a country. Somewhere in Europe during the 1930′s.

After all the bad news that we’ve been beset with in the last few weeks, at least there’s a bright light at the end of the tunnel. John Mayer has stopped singing.

Once upon a time, there was an actor named Johnny Depp, who had a dream to bring a vision to the screen, a vision familiar and beloved to baby boomers – The Lone Ranger.