You want a third installment. Everyone wants a third installment – it’s practically the only comedy in recently memory that deserves to be a trilogy. The Hangover III is going into production.

It’s official. Jersey Shore, the dynasty MTV has built off of totally unaware human beings and barely functional alcoholics, has started to unravel.

Here comes a giant surprise guys – Whitney Houston is dead.

Do you hate Kim Kardashian? That’s step one. Most people don’t like Kim Kardashian, un less they have the emotional maturity of a twelve-year-old.

There’s an election happening right now – or at least, a race to see who’ll be beaten soundly by Obama during the general election. One which has provided us with some of the most hilarious soundbytes we could possibly have as a soundtrack to the impending collapse of our country.

According to some sources, yes, that is a thing that happened. Which means either Ray J is the most devious master of getting girls to consent to sex on camera, or he used to do pick-up shots for bumfights in Houston’s darker phase.

Who didn’t see this one coming? Honestly? Let me know so I can come to your house and slap you, Jersey style. Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is in rehab.

You might’ve been one of the people who went to the movies last weekend and taken in a good ol’ fashioned motion picture. One with a lot of whizzes and zooms, and aliens. If so, you were in the smallest minority.

Michael Bay is going to get his claws into another franchise that doesn’t need gross Bay-hands feeling it up and asking it to wash his car.

You might think that Hollywood has always been the place bleeding-heart liberals go to make their bleeding-heart movies, but you may be interested to know that at one point, it was where Hitler was going to rule the world.