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  Mark Lorenz

Mark Lorenz

Whenever Mark writes anything about himself, he feels contrite. He spends his time between neuroses and poetry.

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Recent Blogs

  1. The Bourne Legacy Trailer Hits The Internet
  2. Jeremy Lin Makes Watching The Knicks Into ACTUAL Entertainment
  3. Prop 8 Overturned, Nation Rejoices
  4. Chauncey Billups Tears Achilles Tendon, Out For The Season
  5. Clint Eastwood Tells America To Sack Up In Chrysler Ad
  6. Bon Iver Is Angry At Hipsters
  7. The New Amazing Spiderman Trailer Hits Theaters
  8. Sketcher’s Kim Kardashian Replacement Makes For Best Super Bowl Ad
  9. Madonna’s New Song Is Certifiably Terrible — Superbowl Halftime To Follow Suit?
  10. Pirate Bay Shut Down