LeoGraziani
Leo Graziani is a spacefaring ninja. He has come to help you fend off the upcoming invasion by the hostile Grokks and to ignite the moon. Do not worry your precious brainmeats; he’s here to help. But he also writes the occasional post about anything that strikes his fancy. You read these posts, and you like them.
Grow Your Own Meat!
The whole thing does kind of have a creepy feel to it, though. Like it’s too clean and sanitized, which is an odd thing to say considering we’re talking about food. But if the meat or fish made by the Cocoon is safe and just as tasty as “real” meat… then why not use it? [...]
Bees on Cocaine
As if bees weren’t scary enough, what with their Evil Eyes and Stingers of Malice, science has decided to make superbees hopped up on drugs. I imagine the conversation went down like this:
“Man, these bees are pretty horrifying, but I think we should make them worse.”
“A capital suggestion, good sir. What do you propose?”
“Bees on [...]
Yikes! Look at that Tiny Bike!
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve had it up to here with riding my giant original penny-farthing bike. I sure wish someone would take that design, shrink it, electrify it and make it a cool, foldable, portable mode of transport in a crowded city.
And while I’m crafting this wish list, let [...]
Creepy: Blood-Powered Lamp
What kind of a Luddite needs plain ol’ electricity to run the lighting in their home? Design artist Mike Thompson has come up with a lamp that’s powered by your own blood. Yeah, you read that right. Not convinced? Read it again. I’ll wait.
Driving a Deathtrap
Chrysler and Fiat have merged, and they will likely bring the Fiat 500 to the North American market. And why not? Cheap cars with great fuel economy is the way to go; who wants to drive a big gas guzzler these days? But wait… wasn’t the 500, er, not the best of vehicles?
My earliest memory [...]
