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Twitter to Replace the US Postal Service

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In an effort to reduce costs and increase use of available technologies, The US Postal Service has announced that many of their current services will be replaced by the microblogging service Twitter. In a press conference held by Postmaster General …

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The Beltsword: Increase your Killing Power

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I think we’ve all been in this position: you’re at a bar having a great time, then some clumsy asshole spills beer all over you. In that situation, we all think the same thing:  if  I had a sword hidden …

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Megan Fox as Wonder Woman

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If you wander over to www.wonder-who.com, you’ll see what could be the greatest nerdgasm of all time: Megan Fox in a Wonder Woman outfit. No, you’re not dreaming, just living in the glorious age of Photoshop. A few months ago, …

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We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Radioactive Penises

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By now, you’ve probably seen the Watchmen movie and either spoiled it for your friends by telling them all about it, or spoiled it for all your friends by calling it the worst lump of dogshit to ever be crapped …

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Megan Fox: Stop Jerking Us Around

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Oh, but the world is cruel. For a brief shining moment, we reveled in the light of boundless possibility: Megan Fox had finally ditched David Silver Brian Austin Green, and nerds the world over were free to dream of how they …

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