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Juan Aguilar

Juan Aguilar

Bonjour! I'm a lover, a Comme-ci-comme-ça-vivant, a jack-of-some-trades. Some would call me Latino, some would call me a pompous ass, and others would call me Rolf, because I lied to them and said my name is Rolf. No one would say I'm a funny person. *Serious face* Twitter: twitter.com/sonofafish Blog:You Can Stay, But I'm Leaving

Recent Blogs

  1. Soccer Coach Makes Players Kiss Each Other

    Soccer Coach Makes Players Kiss Each Other

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 3 Comments

    Hopefully this coach will remember that it's against the rules to put your hands on the ball in this game.
  2. Slideshow – Chickolith – Anna Paquin

    Slideshow – Chickolith – Anna Paquin

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 4 Comments

    Few actresses make me feel more like a creepy uncle than Anna Paquin. She hit the scene in 1993 as a bright-eyed, precocious little girl in Jane Campion’s otherwise lurid [...]
  3. Top 10 Classic Boxing Knockouts Caught on Film

    Top 10 Classic Boxing Knockouts Caught on Film

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 6 Comments

    There’s just something about the classics -  something about the men who fought in previous generations that demands respect. Something about seeing guys  – that resembled average joes more than [...]
  4. Manolith Salutes Fat Guys on Scooters

    Manolith Salutes Fat Guys on Scooters

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – Leave A Comment

    Dear Jesus, You have blessed us with great abundance, and we thank you. Moreover we thank you for those of us who have been blessed with a greater level of [...]
  5. Chickolith: Minka Kelly

    Chickolith: Minka Kelly

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – Leave A Comment

    At the risk of having some drunk meathead shout me down at a bar (spraying flecks of beer-soaked buffalo wing at my face in the process), I’ll admit that I [...]
  6. Did Bruno’s ass really piss off Eminem?

    Did Bruno’s ass really piss off Eminem?

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 1 Comment

    Look! Up in the, um, rafters! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a bare-assed Bruno performing the ol’ Deus Ex Teabag on a very angry-looking Eminem. If [...]
  7. Chickolith: Rachel Weisz

    Chickolith: Rachel Weisz

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 1 Comment

    You can keep your Kate Beckinsales, and I want no part of your Keira Knightleys: the only cute-as-a-button British actress for me is Rachel Weisz. Okay, maybe I was being [...]
  8. Zombies or Robots: Which Will Be First to Destroy Humanity?

    Zombies or Robots: Which Will Be First to Destroy Humanity?

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 3 Comments

    I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. FACT: The dead will rise one day from their graves and kill the ones they once loved. FACT: The machines will [...]
  9. Calvin Harris is Cooler Than You

    Calvin Harris is Cooler Than You

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 1 Comment

    Look, it’s not that your collection of Anime PVC figures or promotional mesh cap from X-Men Origins: Wolverine aren’t making a huge impression on everyone; they are. Very much so. [...]
  10. The iRony is Divine: Me So Holy App Rejected by Apple

    The iRony is Divine: Me So Holy App Rejected by Apple

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – 1 Comment

    Looking for a way to spend between 1 and 5 dollars on software that is only marginally useful or entertaining? There’s an app for that. Want to look like a [...]

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