Juan Aguilar
Bonjour! I'm a lover, a Comme-ci-comme-ça-vivant, a jack-of-some-trades. Some would call me Latino, some would call me a pompous ass, and others would call me Rolf, because I lied to them and said my name is Rolf. No one would say I'm a funny person. *Serious face* Twitter: twitter.com/sonofafish Blog:You Can Stay, But I'm Leaving
Chickolith – Marisa Miller
I’m thinking that if you’re straight, male, and looking at this article at all, the chances that you read anything past the title are pretty damn slim, as there probably is not enough blood left in your brain to sustain literacy.
Yes, The Weezer Snuggie is a Real Thing
It is a common misconception that Samuel Morse was waxing poetic on the marvels of technology when he first telegraphed, “What hath God wrought” to the Mt. Claire depot in Baltimore. In actuality, he was having a precognitive flash about the Weezer Snuggie, the nerdiest invention since the Anime “Hugging” Pillow. Behold:
You incredible bastards. Selling [...]
10 Halloween Costumes for the Broke and Lazy
Ok, so there’s a kick ass Halloween party down the street and everyone was invited … except you. It’s just as well, since you’ve been thinking how awesome it would be to dress up like Wolverine or Altair from Assassin’s Creed, but don’t quite have the bod to back it up. Or the cash to [...]
Janitors’ Mellow is Harshed When Cops Discover Their Man Cave
You know who else had a man cave? Batman. Except he didn’t use it to sell pot and avoid scrubbing toilets.
Soccer Coach Makes Players Kiss Each Other
Hopefully this coach will remember that it’s against the rules to put your hands on the ball in this game.
Slideshow – Chickolith – Anna Paquin
Few actresses make me feel more like a creepy uncle than Anna Paquin. She hit the scene in 1993 as a bright-eyed, precocious little girl in Jane Campion’s otherwise lurid and droning film The Piano, eliciting many a surprised gasp when she took the Oscar for her performance.
She made a cautious path through her early [...]
Top 10 Classic Boxing Knockouts Caught on Film
There’s just something about the classics - something about the men who fought in previous generations that demands respect. Something about seeing guys – that resembled average joes more than they did ‘roided out bodybuilders – duke it out in leather gloves on black & white film reels. These are 10 of the very greatest [...]
Manolith Salutes Fat Guys on Scooters
Dear Jesus,
You have blessed us with great abundance, and we thank you. Moreover we thank you for those of us who have been blessed with a greater level of physical abundance, and especially for those who ride scooters. If this was Allah or Buddha’s idea, please pass along our gratitude.
Ok, enough of the [...]
Chickolith: Minka Kelly
At the risk of having some drunk meathead shout me down at a bar (spraying flecks of beer-soaked buffalo wing at my face in the process), I’ll admit that I find football boring as hell. A bunch of dudes in tights playing a big game of grabass… it would actually be a little gay if [...]
Did Bruno’s ass really piss off Eminem?
Look! Up in the, um, rafters! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a bare-assed Bruno performing the ol’ Deus Ex Teabag on a very angry-looking Eminem. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, chances are you missed the MTV Video Music Awards last night.
The whole night was your typical [...]
