Warning: Reading this article may cause you to become smarter.

Haitian children everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.

There’s a Tropical-Mango Gatorade?

Beer, blood, and you.

And not just from sea sickness.

Or maybe they will. What the hell do I know?

Shakespeare once begged the question, “What’s in a name?” I guess the answer is a few bottles of wine and a couple of hits of acid.

I don’t know about you, but after I finish a big, hearty bowl of some mac n’ cheese, there’s nothing I like better than going out and blowing something up.

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