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James Melzer

James Melzer

James Melzer is an author, podcaster and freelance writer from Toronto, Canada. His debut novel, Escape, hits shelves late in 2010 from Pocket Books. Melzer is an advocate of social media, podcast fiction and all things horror.

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Website: http://jamesmelzer.net

Recent Blogs

  1. Germany, You Are Not My Friend.

    Germany, You Are Not My Friend.

    Posted by James Melzer – 5 Comments

    Cops purposely run down a dog, and send the owner the bill. WTF Germany?
  2. No Cheese For You!

    No Cheese For You!

    Posted by James Melzer – 1 Comment

    A McDonald's employee who was fired over a piece of cheese gets the last laugh, and so do we.
  3. Sex Toys Save Lives

    Sex Toys Save Lives

    Posted by James Melzer – 4 Comments

    A story about this guy, his blow-up doll, and how the Internet ruined everything. Almost.
  4. Top 5 Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time

    Top 5 Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time

    Posted by James Melzer – 2 Comments

    Scantily clad women, beer and computers make the list in this best of the best compilation of Super Bowl commercials.
  5. Only in New York

    Only in New York

    Posted by James Melzer – 6 Comments

    Guy plays with his chicken on the subway, and cock jokes ensue.
  6. PETA’s State of the Union Undress Bares All

    PETA’s State of the Union Undress Bares All

    Posted by James Melzer – 8 Comments

    Who needs Obama's speech when you can watch a woman take off all her clothes? Not me.
  7. Watch State of the Union Online

    Watch State of the Union Online

    Posted by James Melzer – Leave A Comment

    Watch President Barack Obama's State of the Union address live at 9/8 Central (6pm Pacific) right here! What else have you got to do?
  8. Her Customer Service Blows

    Her Customer Service Blows

    Posted by James Melzer – 1 Comment

    But apparently she doesn't.
  9. Who Ya Gonna Call? Not the Knicks

    Who Ya Gonna Call? Not the Knicks

    Posted by James Melzer – 2 Comments

    The New York Knicks sink to a new low by blaming their loss on Casper.
  10. Cheech & Chong Wanna Smoke Up with Sarah Palin

    Cheech & Chong Wanna Smoke Up with Sarah Palin

    Posted by James Melzer – 2 Comments

    Admit it, so do you.

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