Archives for Jeff Wysaski

Forget “Jesus is My Co-Pilot.” How About Homer Simpson Instead?

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TomTom offers a new Homer Simpson voice skin. With a GPS in the car, you’re never lost. Or, so they say – until the little device encounters an address it’s never heard of or it tries taking you down a …

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Top 5 Celebrity Runner-Up Castings

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Could you picture anyone other than Jason Alexander playing George Costanza on Seinfeld? Would Arrested Development have been as satisfying had Will Arnett not been cast as GOB? Before many actors and actresses hit it big, they get tantalizingly close …

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Top 5 Miniaturized Products of All Time

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According to Mintel (a market research firm), miniaturized food is currently one of the hottest trends in the food industry. Indeed, a variety of “mini-vations” have found their way onto restaurant menus as of late (Jack in the Box’s mini …

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Bagelheads – Japanese Up Their Weirdo Cred With Latest Fad

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In their perpetual pursuit to “out-weird” the rest of the world, the Japanese have resorted to perhaps the stupidest body mod fad of all-time. No, those kids up there in the photo aren’t suffering from progressed brain tumors. Rather, they …

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Coming Soon – PSP Phone?

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With the iPhone now in its third generation, the rest of the cell phone industry is struggling to introduce a first-generation phone that can compete with the supreme awesomeness of the Apple’s touchscreen dream. Fresh off the rumor mill is …

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Watch This – Comfort Wipe Commercial

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Move over Snuggy, there’s a new crap product in town. Introducing the Comfort Wipe: The description of the video says you’ll think this is an SNL commercial spoof. But I find this 100 times more hilarious than anything Saturday Night …

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Our Prayers Have Been Answered – John Stamos Talks Full House Feature Film

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Now that ER has finally limped across the finish line, it appears John Stamos is looking to score his next big project. And as he told The New York Daily News, that new project may be a return to the …

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