jeff wysaski
Jeff is a freelance/comedy writer living in Los Angeles. When Jeff isn't writing, you can probably find him somewhere eating a sandwich. If not, then he is likely up in his tree, sitting in a homemade nest of twigs and yarn (naked), grooming himself with a papier mache beak and incubating the eggs he bought from the supermarket.
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When Ad Campaigns Get Out Of Control – Right Guard Deodorant
Have you visited the official website for Right Guard deodorant recently? Of course you have! I mean, how else are you going to get all the latest news and content on all things sweat related?
Okay, in all seriousness, unless you’re looking for a coupon (or doing research for an article so that you can make [...]
GM Announces 230 MPG for Chevy Volt
Using official EPA methodology, GM revealed on Tuesday that their upcoming Chevrolet Volt extended-range electric car earns 230 mpg.
Sounds impressive, doesn’t it? After all, such a figure is more than 4-times more efficient than the current reigning hybrid vehicle (Toyota Prius, 50 mpg). And yet, even GM admits that such a figure is a bit [...]
Chickolith: Kate Beckinsale
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There’s something about a British accent that instantly magnifies a woman’s beauty. And while Kate Beckinsale certainly needs no extra help when it comes to turning on men, I’d be lying if I said the British accent wasn’t part of the appeal.
Remember that cartoon wolf that used to be in all [...]
Top Five Dumbest Super Villains
The world of comic books has given the world some of the most original and diabolical antagonists in the history of the written word. Venom, Lex Luthor, Dr. Doom – these are just a few of the supremely badass super villains that us mild-mannered on-lookers simply love to hate.
But for every classic super villain, there [...]
Photo Dump: Vintage Robots
Did you know Leonardo da Vinci was the first person to ever draw up designs for a humanoid robot? That’s right, one of the world’s greatest thinkers of all time penciled down the idea for a mechanical knight way back in 1495.
And though the world wouldn’t start calling these metallic pseoudo-humans “robots” until Karel Capek [...]
Top 5 Super Cool (and Super Weird) Japanese TV Superheroes
If you think the 1960s Batman series was campy, boy, you ain’t seen nothing yet. When it comes to the super cool and super weird, the Japanese have been beating us to the punch (ZOKK!) for quite some time. As with the United States, the 1960s and 70s were the golden age for ridiculously awesome [...]
Weird Hobby Alert: Dancing With Cats and Dogs
Do you enjoy dancing, but are too socially awkward, unattractive or outright weird to find a human dance partner with which to dance? Well then, look no further than that litter box in the laundry room or the doghouse in the backyard – feline dance and musical canine freestyle are sweeping the nation!
You may have [...]
Sesame Street to do Mad Men Parody
Don Draper is coming to PBS, apparently. In a recent press release to discuss the 40th anniversary season of Sesame Street, the hands behind the muppets tell us that they are planning a Mad Men parody episode.
Obviously, this makes perfect sense – what with all of Mad Men’s sexual content, binge drinking and gray-area morality.
So [...]
Chickolith: Zooey Deschanel
When your parents name you Zooey, you’re pretty much destined to become an artist of some kind. Lucky for us, Zooey Deschanel decided to pursue her many creative outlets in such ways that put her incredibly cute persona in public eye (Lord help us if she’d become an elementary school art teacher).
I’ve been enamored with [...]
Most Diabolical Mad Men Ad Campaigns
Mad Men returns for season three on August 16, and there are a lot of reasons I’m look forward to AMC’s Emmy-nominated series – the storylines, the cosmopolitan atmosphere and, of course, the chance to see more of Christina Hendricks and January Jones.
And though much of the plot takes place in the advertising agency of [...]
