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Jeff Cagle

Jeff Cagle

Jeff Cagle is a Chicago-based writer, editor and photographer. He spends too much time on the internet on Tumblr, twitter and news sites. When not staring into a computer screen, you can usually find him playing in traffic somewhere on his bicycle.

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Blog: jeffcagle.tumblr.com

Twitter: http://twitter.com/jeffcagle

Recent Blogs

  1. What’s More Emasulating Than Bambi for a Pet?

    What’s More Emasulating Than Bambi for a Pet?

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 4 Comments

    Tony Montana had a Bengal tiger. DMX has a slew of pit bulls. The Butera family has–a deer? Dillie the deer was brought into a veterinary clinic with multiple health problemsRead more
  2. Have Mercy! John Stamos Victim of Failed Extortion Plot

    Have Mercy! John Stamos Victim of Failed Extortion Plot

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – Leave A Comment

    While all things celebrity are focused on whether Tiger Woods will run out of fingers and toes to count the number of his former mistresses, apparently John Stamos, better known as Uncle Jesse from "Full House," was recently the victim of a failed e [...]
  3. Hilarious Facebook Status Update Becomes Alibi

    Hilarious Facebook Status Update Becomes Alibi

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 5 Comments

    You know you've seen status updates on Facebook like, "I am eating a taco" or, "I am hanging out with my boo" and thought where's the creativity? Well now you have even more reason to get all Tracy Morgan with your updates and write something absurd [...]
  4. Lost NY Teen: The Female Jason Bourne?

    Lost NY Teen: The Female Jason Bourne?

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – Leave A Comment

    A teenage girl who turned up in Midtown Manhattan recently apparently has no memory of her name, home or family. Child service officials that the girl is safe but just wants to know who she is and what happened to her. That's all Jason Bourne wan [...]
  5. ‘Stop Snitchin’ Hits Florida Beach Community

    ‘Stop Snitchin’ Hits Florida Beach Community

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 1 Comment

    When you hear a city name like Deerfield Beach, Fla., you might conjure up images of white sandy beaches with a gentle ocean breeze and waves lapping at the shores.Read more
  6. Look At This F****** Marshmallow

    Look At This F****** Marshmallow

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 1 Comment

    Whether it’s true or not, it would be really amazing if this catches on. Known ’round the world and on TV for their gallows humor, cops in New York haveRead more
  7. It’s Official: Jon Gosselin is a Masochist

    It’s Official: Jon Gosselin is a Masochist

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 4 Comments

    Just when you thought Jon Gosselin was in the clear after dropping his controlling she-devil other half, he up and decides to celebrate his bachelor status by shacking up with the Mayor of Crazytown, Octomom. Apparently his love of Ed Hardy shirts i [...]
  8. DJ Hero Out Today

    DJ Hero Out Today

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 1 Comment

    Activision released "DJ Hero" in North America today, the latest installment in the let's-not-learn-real-instruments-and-instead-press-buttons genre of video games. A number of DJs and artists have helped collaborate for the game, whether it's le [...]
  9. Things to Not Do as a Cop: Get Drunk, Bring Gun to Haunted House

    Things to Not Do as a Cop: Get Drunk, Bring Gun to Haunted House

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 1 Comment

    Things never usually end well when you mix alcohol and weapons. Such is the case for Sgt. Eric Janik, a Baltimore police officer who got scared and allegedly pulled his service weapon on a haunted house employee dressed as Leatherface over the weeke [...]
  10. Bears, Humans, Ice Skates: A Recipe for Disaster

    Bears, Humans, Ice Skates: A Recipe for Disaster

    Posted by Jeff Cagle – 1 Comment

    You kind of have to wonder what drugs the person was on who first thought up the idea to take a bear from the wild, try to domesticate it, then slap a pair of ice skates on it and make it skate around for a paying audience. To Russians it's a crowd [...]

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