David Woods

David Woods was the deputy editor of Manolith.com from December, 2011 to July, 2013. Just like you, he gets excited about tasty pizza, last-second touchdowns and good movie trailers. Unlike you, he gets paid to write about how much these things excite him. What a lucky jerk, right? You can find him on Twitter @davidpwoods.

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Usain Bolt’s Agent Insists Sprinter Is Not One of Five Jamaicans Who Tested Positive +

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At this moment, it appears the fastest man on Earth is clean.

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Cast of ‘The Goonies’: Where Are They Now? 1

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It’s hard to believe it’s been 28 years since ‘The Goonies’ hit theaters.

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Snoop Dogg Is on Aaron Hernandez’s Side (PHOTO) +

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The man who once released a song called “Murder Was the Case” is praying for the accused murderer.

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Golfer’s Patriotic Pants Steal the Show at Greenbrier Classic (PHOTO) +

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Is John Daly the most badass ‘Murican golfer ever?

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Long John Silver’s ‘Big Catch’ Called Worst Meal in America +

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Think fish is a healthier alternative to the red meat doled out by most fast food restaurants? Think again.

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Anderson Silva’s a Jerk, Punches Unsuspecting People (VIDEO) +

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How could he be such a meanie?

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5 Excellent Examples of Patriotic Body Hair (PHOTOS) +

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What better way to show how much you love your country?

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This Helpless Sideline Reporter Got Trucked From Behind (VIDEO) +

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Sideline reporter doesn’t immediately come to mind as one of the most dangerous jobs in America, but perhaps Mike Rowe should consider it from an upcoming season of ‘Dirty Jobs.’

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Curler Suspended for Performance Enhancing Drugs — Wait, What? +

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This calls for a sweeping investigation of the sport.

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Lifelike Superman RC Plane Takes Flight (VIDEO) +

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait, it’s actually Superman. Styrofoam Superman, at least.

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