I can only hope that if my sex acts are ever secretly recorded that I am able to score highly in the “frenzy index”.

3. The Dead Easter Bunny From “Critters 2″: As the old saying goes, “A rabbit is always less cute if inside of it is a dead and bleeding police officer.” The rabbit in this movie is no exception to that common, age-old saying.

There should be a law that for every virulently anti-homosexual senator that turns out to be gay another state has to adopt gay marriage.

Dude, it was awesome. I can totally see why that movie won an academy award. I especially loved all the references to lockers in the movie. And to the hurting within them.

Spring break is a week long national holiday specifically designed to make college age women do things they’ll later regret.

I think they should start measuring job happiness as fervently and regularly as unemployment.

Who should play Kurt Cobain in bio pic? A rapper perhaps?

Yemen was the country previously best known for being the place no one knew anything about. But it turns out that Yemeni culture has some interesting traits…

1. Rabbit: Rabbits are a white meat. They taste like a slightly juicier version of chicken, and can be prepared in a variety of ways. The only problem with rabbits is, if you eat the wrong one, there will be no Easter.

With Sarah Palin being groomed by the Republican party to become the next president of the United States, and Barack Obama‘s ratings slipping ever lower, it might be high time to prepare for the oncoming complete dissolution of the separation …