DDominguez
Daniel Dominguez was born the son of cobbler in an unimpressive township about an hour from the city of Los Angeles called Palmdale. His father would often remark, bouncing young Daniel roughly on his knee, "You better not take any of my Gin, boy, because this is my gin," then he would smile his crooked smile and drink Gin out of a leather boot that he kept his gin in to "make his enemies nervous". Such was life in Palmdale. There, Daniel and the rest of the lower middle class serfs learned to wait outside the poorly maintained suburban Kentucky Fried Chicken for hours, in the hopes that the wealthy middle-middle class customers would toss out any fried skin or corn cobs they had not finished. Determined to find a better life, Daniel traveled to Los Angeles where began his screenwriting career. Now, Daniel is a NALIP screenwriting fellow, an associate member of the WGA, a semi-finalist in the Fade-In Screenwriting contest, has done a rewrite on a screenplay by the guy who wrote Find Me Guilty, has been selected to attend the Nickelodeon Fellowship Writer's Workshop, but still somehow has just enough money that he refers to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday as "Food Days".
18 Sex Acts That You Shouldn’t Ask For Until at Least One Year Into the Relationship
Everyone has their secret fantasy that pretty much no matter who you tell it to they’ll clear their throat uncomfortably, try to change the subject, and then not call you for a couple of days. I know I do. I’ve been with my girlfriend for over five years and I still haven’t told her the thing that I like that makes me completely horny (it involves a broken lamp, a life-size portrait of Val Kilmer playing tennis, two cops watching me, and a mostly uncooked Salmon fillet).
More People In America Believe In Haunted Houses Than Global Warming
According to a recent Pew poll, only 36% of Americans Believe in Global Warming. Blogger Dave R., at Care2, lets us know that that’s even less than the number of Americans that believe in HAUNTED HOUSES.
Sarah Palin Wrote A Book, And I Lost $20
One of the most surprising things about Sarah Palin’s new book is that Sarah Palin knows how to write. Other surprising things about the book include its entire lack of any use of crayon. There are no bite marks on the edges of the book where Sarah though that it was a sandwich.
Top 20 Celebrity Baby Names
Celebrities love to name their babies things that no one else would name a child, either because they are exceptionally creative people, or because they secretly hate babies. No one is sure which, all they know for sure is that if you are a celebrity, and you name your baby “Tea Tree” it is pretty much guaranteed by anyone with even half a college degree that they will do drugs and end up in rehab and then somehow Dr. Drew will make money off of them.
About Tony Alamo, All I Can Say Is: Holy Shit.
Tony Alamo, who has always been neck and neck with Fred Phelps for the prize of “the world’s most fucked up minister” just got sentenced to 175 years in prison by the state of Arkansas for taking underage girls across state lines for sex. In defense, Alamo repeatedly accused the liberal media and the “One World Government” of lying about him and his sexual trafficking shenanigans. Here is what I believe an interview with Tony Alamo about that might be like:
Top 10 Famous Movie Character Mashups that Should Happen But Won’t
They’ve had Freddy Vs. Jason, they’ve had Alien Vs. Predator, but if you’ve been paying attention like I have, you’ve noticed that they haven’t had Uncle Buck fight Rainman, and frankly, that’s a problem.
How Come Del Taco Doesn’t Have a Food Menu For Emasculated Guys?
With all Del Taco’s talk of Macho Burritos and Extreme soda sizes, they’ve totally got the jock/tough-guy/XXX-sports-enthusiast market pretty much taken care of. If you’ve ever punched a Prius until it was a Ford F-250 or climbed a mountain without any rappelling equipment, or been a muscular bald black guy with an iron cross tattoo at a heavy metal concert, the Del’s got your number. But what of the rest of us?
5 Old Fashioned Contraceptive Methods That Were Crazy!
History lesson: Contraception didn’t begin in the 1960s with the advent of condoms. Rather, human beings have been frustrated that pulling out didn’t work for centuries, and have, for just as long, been looking for ways not have to have kids. Condoms, the Nuva ring, the pill and other devices have come a long way to making contraception way less likely to brutally annihilate the pregnant woman, which is a plus, but they’ve also become a lot less rad and samurai warrior-initiation like. Here’s a couple of the more unusual kinds of ancient contraception.
Things That I Wish Tyler Perry Would “Present”
There are so many Tyler Perry “presented” products that by 2011 it is expected that one in seven people reading this post will have been “presented” by Tyler Perry at some point in their life. Usually while they were dressed like a muscular, excessively tall older black woman with a chip on her shoulder.
Curb moving to TV Land, Now 30% Blander!
Popular and hilarious TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” has had its reruns picked up by the TV Guide Network. According to NYDAILYnews.com, Leslie Furuta, a TV Guide network spokesperson, said, “‘Curb’ will be edited for our air to ensure that the content is appropriate for the mass audience.”
