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Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.

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Recent Blogs

  1. The Internet Provides; “Suicide Voyeur” Arrested

    The Internet Provides; “Suicide Voyeur” Arrested

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 6 Comments

    Thanks to the Internet, we can enjoy all manner of stimuli. Including watching someone kill himself.
  2. Katherine Heigl Almost Pulls A Janet

    Katherine Heigl Almost Pulls A Janet

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 2 Comments

    Katherine Heigl almost exposed a breast during her acceptance speech for "Female Star of the Year". But was it really an accident?
  3. Miss England Reforms Beauty Pageant With Sports Challenge

    Miss England Reforms Beauty Pageant With Sports Challenge

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    The reigning Miss England has changed the pageant by helping institute a sports challenge in favor of the swimsuit competition. Which is hotter?
  4. Maryland Considers Shift From South To North, No One Else Notices

    Maryland Considers Shift From South To North, No One Else Notices

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Maryland is apparently tired of being considered "Southern". Neil Young rejoices; Lynyrd Skynyrd quietly sobs.
  5. Scientists Refine Cloaking Device

    Scientists Refine Cloaking Device

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    You may be wondering why there's a gold bar image for a cloaking device post. What was I gonna do, leave it blank?
  6. “The Hobbit” Begins Filming In July

    “The Hobbit” Begins Filming In July

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Ian McKellen spills the news: "The Hobbit" will begin filming in July. But what's this about an original story in the Lord of the Rings history?
  7. Valve’s Steam On Mac: Hot Or Not?

    Valve’s Steam On Mac: Hot Or Not?

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    PC games running natively on the Mac? It'll never happ -- oh, wait, someone's working on it? Who? VALVE? Holy crap ... this might actually happen!
  8. Akela Anticipates: “Predators”

    Akela Anticipates: “Predators”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    What am I looking forward to in the cinema? Find out in this installment of "Akela Anticipates!"
  9. Weekend Movie Alert: “The Bounty Hunter” And “Repo Men”

    Weekend Movie Alert: “The Bounty Hunter” And “Repo Men”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Opening this weekend are "The Bounty Hunter" and "Repo Men". Which will command your attention more?
  10. Mafia Suspect Tracked With Facebook

    Mafia Suspect Tracked With Facebook

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Italian police have tracked down suspected Mafia hitman Pasquale "Scarface" Manfredi by using his Facebook account. Kinda makes you regret that last status update you wrote last night, doesn't it?

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