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Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.

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Recent Blogs

  1. Glenn Beck Is Losing Money For Fox

    Glenn Beck Is Losing Money For Fox

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 6 Comments

    Glenn Beck is interesting in a gut-churning trainwreck kind of way. But is he hurting Fox more than helping?
  2. Akela Anticipates: “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”

    Akela Anticipates: “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Michael Cera: action hero. Don't believe me? Check out the trailer for "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"!
  3. Word Of The Day: Vajazzling

    Word Of The Day: Vajazzling

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 2 Comments

    Vajazzling. How is this a thing? Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt does it? Okay, I'm cool with it.
  4. Weekend Movie Alert: “Hot Tub Time Machine” And “Waking Sleeping Beauty”

    Weekend Movie Alert: “Hot Tub Time Machine” And “Waking Sleeping Beauty”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    This weekend sees the opening of "Hot Tub Time Machine" and "Waking Sleeping Beauty". Which will you see?
  5. US Army Only Wants A Few Good Apps

    US Army Only Wants A Few Good Apps

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    The US Army recently met with Apple to talk about designing some military-specific hardware. Can the iSoldier be in the works?
  6. Nintendo To Release 3D Game System

    Nintendo To Release 3D Game System

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Nintendo jumps on the 3D bandwagon with its announcement of its new "3DS" handheld system. Seriously, who wants this?
  7. New Chili Grenades Will Deter Terrorists, Or Make Them Hungry

    New Chili Grenades Will Deter Terrorists, Or Make Them Hungry

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    India's bhut jolokia is the hottest pepper on Earth. So why not weaponize it?
  8. Olivia Munn Recast For “Iron Man 2″

    Olivia Munn Recast For “Iron Man 2″

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Olivia Munn was cut from "Iron Man 2", then recast as another character from the Marvel universe. But who? WHO?
  9. Game Consoles’ Motion Controls Promote Dangerous Movement

    Game Consoles’ Motion Controls Promote Dangerous Movement

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    The new generation of game motion controls simulate outdoor activity, setting a terrible precedent. Don't video game companies realize how dangerous it would be for children to *gulp* play outside?
  10. Naked Man Tries To Lift Taxi; Write Your Own Caption

    Naked Man Tries To Lift Taxi; Write Your Own Caption

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    I should be able to find something hilarious to write here, but that "suicide voyeur" story just knocked the funny right outta me.

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