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Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.

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Recent Blogs

  1. This Explains Why The British Don’t Carry Guns; Apparently It’s Illegal

    This Explains Why The British Don’t Carry Guns; Apparently It’s Illegal

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 15 Comments

    Just when you thought that Americans had cornered the market on stupid behavior, a story like this comes along to make you do that pointing-fingers-as-guns gesture with a wink andRead more
  2. Mother Pimps Her 14-Year-Old Daughter As “Fresh Meat”

    Mother Pimps Her 14-Year-Old Daughter As “Fresh Meat”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    48-year-old Mark Matthias has allegedly been having sex with a 14-year-old girl over a period of 10 months. Authorities say he found her through her mother, who he paid toRead more
  3. Officer Helps Runaway … Out Of His Clothes

    Officer Helps Runaway … Out Of His Clothes

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    Robert Helphenstine was once an officer of the Washington County Fallowfield Police Department. He has since been fired, presumably over an incident that occurred in March in which a 17-year-oldRead more
  4. Breaking News: Americans Prefer Paying Less To Fly

    Breaking News: Americans Prefer Paying Less To Fly

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    USA Today has published an article discussing the rise of the low-cost airlines like Southwest and AirTran and how these airlines are stealing customers away from the larger conventional businessesRead more
  5. App Store Allows Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”, Complete With Swastika

    App Store Allows Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”, Complete With Swastika

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 5 Comments

    Apple’s App Store continues to generate controversy with its bendy inclusion criteria. They’ve allowed the inclusion of Adolf Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” in e-book format into the store, despite its racially-insensitive
  6. Weekend Movie Alert: “The Box” and “The Fourth Kind”

    Weekend Movie Alert: “The Box” and “The Fourth Kind”

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    You know what’s a good idea in this depressed economy? Spending money on movies. Why? Shut up, that’s why. It’s not my place to defend my nonsensical utterances! I’m justRead more
  7. 81-Year-Old Children’s Entertainer Faces Charges Of Buggery

    81-Year-Old Children’s Entertainer Faces Charges Of Buggery

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    81-year-old Australian children’s television show host Richard Marshall is facing 10 counts of buggery — anal intercourse — that he allegedly committed against a boy in the early 1970s. However,Read more
  8. Casino Denies Man Winnings, Steals Candy From Baby

    Casino Denies Man Winnings, Steals Candy From Baby

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 1 Comment

    Tampa, Florida’s Seminole Hard Rock Casino was the site of an unusually large slot machine payout this past Sunday: $166,666,666.65. The $4 machine was being patronized by one Bill Seebeck,Read more
  9. Australian Satanist Lured Teenage Girls Using MySpace

    Australian Satanist Lured Teenage Girls Using MySpace

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 3 Comments

    24-year-old Daniel William Peckham created a MySpace blog titled Rookwood Gothic Society for the purpose of enticing young schoolgirls to the pleasures of Satanism. He has plead guilty to theRead more
  10. Weekend Movie Alert: “This Is It”

    Weekend Movie Alert: “This Is It”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 1 Comment

    The title of this week’s Weekend Movie Alert is true in more than one sense. Not only is “This Is It” the title of the new Michael Jackson backstage tourRead more

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