Akela Talamasca
Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.
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Breaking News: Americans Prefer Paying Less To Fly
USA Today has published an article discussing the rise of the low-cost airlines like Southwest and AirTran and how these airlines are stealing customers away from the larger conventional businesses like United and American. The perceived value of these smaller flights are their no-frills attitudes, improved customer support, and of course price.
My favorite quote from [...]
App Store Allows Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”, Complete With Swastika
Apple’s App Store continues to generate controversy with its bendy inclusion criteria. They’ve allowed the inclusion of Adolf Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” in e-book format into the store, despite its racially-insensitive swastika iconography. This in light of its previous rejections of the Obama Hope picture, and notably the Someecards app rejection, on the grounds that it [...]
Weekend Movie Alert: “The Box” and “The Fourth Kind”
You know what’s a good idea in this depressed economy? Spending money on movies. Why? Shut up, that’s why. It’s not my place to defend my nonsensical utterances! I’m just here to let you know that there are a couple of interesting movies out this weekend: “The Box” and “The Fourth Kind”.
First, “The Box”, starring [...]
81-Year-Old Children’s Entertainer Faces Charges Of Buggery
81-year-old Australian children’s television show host Richard Marshall is facing 10 counts of buggery — anal intercourse — that he allegedly committed against a boy in the early 1970s. However, Marshall is currently riddled with Parkinson’s-related dementia, a condition so debilitating that he is mentally and physically unfit to stand trial.
Given the man’s condition, Judge [...]
Casino Denies Man Winnings, Steals Candy From Baby
Tampa, Florida’s Seminole Hard Rock Casino was the site of an unusually large slot machine payout this past Sunday: $166,666,666.65. The $4 machine was being patronized by one Bill Seebeck, who probably had a mild heart attack when he saw what he thought were his winnings. Unfortunately, the largest payout the machine normally gives is [...]
Australian Satanist Lured Teenage Girls Using MySpace
24-year-old Daniel William Peckham created a MySpace blog titled Rookwood Gothic Society for the purpose of enticing young schoolgirls to the pleasures of Satanism. He has plead guilty to the charge of aggravated sexual assault and using the Internet to traffic in photos of nude underaged girls. He had managed to lure at least three [...]
Weekend Movie Alert: “This Is It”
The title of this week’s Weekend Movie Alert is true in more than one sense. Not only is “This Is It” the title of the new Michael Jackson backstage tour rehearsal movie, but it’s also really the only interesting release this weekend — and the movie actually came out earlier this week in some areas.
So, [...]
News Channel Starts Sweeps Month With Topless Women
Washington’s WJLA (which, sadly, is not the Justice League of America’s news station) will be airing a series of reports on breast cancer, and the importance of regular breast self-exams. This coincides with National Breast Cancer Awareness month, which ends this weekend. To make it explicitly clear how to perform such an exam, it will [...]
Couple Barred From Halloween Marriage Ceremony At Sleepy Hollow
The Old Dutch Church in Sleepy Hollow, the site of the classic Washington Irving story “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow“, was to be the site for the wedding of Jim Nieves and Lisa Panensky, with bride and groom and all their guests in full Halloween costumes. But Rev. Jeff Gargano, pastor of the historic church, [...]
KC Chiefs Larry Johnson Suspended For Gay Slurs
Larry Johnson, a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, has been suspended from the team until November 9, due to his use of gay slurs. The first slur was committed on Twitter, and the second was muttered under his breath, apparently during a press conference. Johnson’s agent will be appealing the case, saying that [...]
