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Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.

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Recent Blogs

  1. Rest In Peace, Peter Graves

    Rest In Peace, Peter Graves

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Actor Peter Graves passed away this past Sunday of a heart attack.
  2. Rielle Hunter Doesn’t Understand How Photography Works

    Rielle Hunter Doesn’t Understand How Photography Works

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 1 Comment

    Rielle Hunter is upset by a photo appearing alongside her GQ magazine interview. The problem is, she purposely posed for it.
  3. School Board Chairwoman In Trouble For Telling It Like It Is

    School Board Chairwoman In Trouble For Telling It Like It Is

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 1 Comment

    Since when is the word "hoodlum" a racist term? And in case you're having trouble answering that one, let me help you: NEVER.
  4. Weekend Movie Alert: “She’s Out Of My League” and “Green Zone”

    Weekend Movie Alert: “She’s Out Of My League” and “Green Zone”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Here are a couple of movies opening this weekend. Don't say we never did anything for you.
  5. Andrew Dice Clay Has Remarried

    Andrew Dice Clay Has Remarried

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Andrew Dice Clay got married! On Valentine's Day! What the?
  6. Marion Jones: Lie Detector Killer

    Marion Jones: Lie Detector Killer

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 4 Comments

    Marion Jones, track and field superstar of the 2000 Summer Olympics, has been signed to the Tulsa Shock. Is she really clean at last?
  7. And They Have A Plan: Battlestar Galactica Online Announced

    And They Have A Plan: Battlestar Galactica Online Announced

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    There's going to be a Battlestar Galactica MMO, but will it be too late?
  8. The Internet Brings Us Another Obscure Fetish

    The Internet Brings Us Another Obscure Fetish

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Ever heard of a constipation fetish? Well, you're welcome.
  9. Hooray For Gluttony!

    Hooray For Gluttony!

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    The Travel Channel's "Food Wars" debuted last night, giving Americans yet another way to celebrate gluttony. Isn't consumption glorious?
  10. It’s Like Martha Stewart For Dorms

    It’s Like Martha Stewart For Dorms

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Tired of the unending horror of your drab little dorm room? Kick it up a notch with these DIY projects! BAM!

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