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Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca

Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.

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Recent Blogs

  1. 75 Reasons To Cry And/Or Cheer

    75 Reasons To Cry And/Or Cheer

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Look at what Hollywood is planning -- 75 movies, all remakes. Your inner child is screaming right now, but is it in joy or terror?
  2. Google Translate For Animals Makes “Babe” A Reality

    Google Translate For Animals Makes “Babe” A Reality

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 2 Comments

    The fine folks at Google have done it again! And this app is 100% legit!
  3. Weekend Movie Update: “The Warlords” and “Clash of the Titans”

    Weekend Movie Update: “The Warlords” and “Clash of the Titans”

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    This weekend sees the opening of "The Warlords" and "Clash of the Titans". Which is worth your money?
  4. Top 5 Songs That Make You Sing Na Na Na

    Top 5 Songs That Make You Sing Na Na Na

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Talk about earworms. Here are 5 songs that virtually force you to sing along with them.
  5. New Trailer For Original “Tron” Kicks Ass

    New Trailer For Original “Tron” Kicks Ass

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 2 Comments

    There's a new trailer on the Net, and it's for the original "Tron". Can I be more excited for the remake, or more worried?
  6. RNC Member Authorizes Bondage Club Reimbursement, Gets Spanking

    RNC Member Authorizes Bondage Club Reimbursement, Gets Spanking

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Allison Meyers, head of the RNC's Young Eagles program, was fired for her fiscal indiscretion after a night at a bondage club. How many more times must we hear this kind of story before we just accept that people make mistakes?
  7. Video Reminder That Steven Seagal Is Actually Kind Of A Bad-ass

    Video Reminder That Steven Seagal Is Actually Kind Of A Bad-ass

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Steven Seagal is probably kick-assier than most people give him credit for. Watch the video to see why.
  8. Lunacy: Game Designer Thinks He Owns Land On The Moon

    Lunacy: Game Designer Thinks He Owns Land On The Moon

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Lord British bought a Russian moon rover, and now he thinks he owns lunar property. That sentence made sense in my head.
  9. Erykah Badu Gets Naked For Video

    Erykah Badu Gets Naked For Video

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Erykah Badu's new video for "Window Seat" has her stripping down in public. Will her nudity outshine her message?
  10. Norman Leboon: Anti-bacon

    Norman Leboon: Anti-bacon

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment

    Norman Leboon knows that Babe, the adorable pig of the movie, is a pig god, who was created by Lucifer. How does he know? I have no friggin' idea.

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