Akela Talamasca
Akela Talamasca the entity is actually a corporeal gestalt of several smaller creatures, driving the Akela host body in order to live among humans and learn their ways. When they form like Voltron, he da head.
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Weekend Movie Alert: “Planet 51″ and “New Moon”
First up, “Planet 51″. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars in this not-Pixar-so-not-as-good CGI-fest about an American astronaut who discovers life on a new planet. Strangely, evolution seems to have paralleled Earth’s, with 50’s-era culture in place.
They Don’t Make Ninjas Like They Used To
Somewhere in the world, Sho Kosugi hangs his head in shame. This past Monday, police were on the hunt for a victim of assault when they heard a man screaming for help. Apparently, while trying to clear a five foot tall fence, a man who described himself as a ninja had impaled himself on the [...]
Internet Abuzz Over Cartoon Usage Of “TWILF”
It’s hilarious what the Internet does to people. In a recent cartoon called “The Stupid Virus” on Current TV, Sarah Palin is depicted talking about President Obama’s debated citizenship. At one point, she’s shown using Twitter with the name “GUN-HO”. Immediately afterward, Brian Williams is shown reporting on her tweet with the inset image onscreen [...]
Mr. T’s World Of Warcraft Mohawk Grenades!
How many of you saw Mr. T’s original World of Warcraft commercial? If not, go watch it now, because it will give you the proper background to appreciate this bit of news: Mr. T has brought WoW players the delight of Mohawk Grenades!
Starting today, WoW players will be able to claim their 5-charge Mohawk Grenades [...]
Metrosexuality Is Not A Crime!
Melbourne, Australia’s Ding Dong Lounge has banned clubgoers from entering the joint wearing “metrosexual” gear. According to the promoter for the Dorcia event, such clothing includes Ed Hardy and Tapout designs, shirts with numbers on them, pointed leather shoes, and such fashion styles such as blond tips or dyed rats’ tails.
The move is said to [...]
Scottish Christmas To Be Celebrated Without The Christmas
Dundee, Scotland, is making plans to celebrate the rapidly-approaching Christmas event by removing all references to Christianity. Their “Winter Light Night” will feature street art performances, a children’s torchlight procession, and best of all, a solar-powered disco.
However, the move to de-Christianize the annual event has angered the city’s church officials, who claim that this event [...]
Weekend Movie Alert: “2012″
Hey there, beloved readers, it’s time once again for Weekend Movie Alert, where we let you know/remind you about movies opening up today. There are quite a few that you might be interested in — “Uncertainty”, “Pirate Radio”, etc. — but really, the one that deserves our recognition is none other than the John Cusack [...]
This Explains Why The British Don’t Carry Guns; Apparently It’s Illegal
Just when you thought that Americans had cornered the market on stupid behavior, a story like this comes along to make you do that pointing-fingers-as-guns gesture with a wink and say, “Nice one, England!” 27-year-old Paul Clarke, a former soldier in the British Army, discovered a discarded firearm in his back yard — a sawed-off [...]
Mother Pimps Her 14-Year-Old Daughter As “Fresh Meat”
48-year-old Mark Matthias has allegedly been having sex with a 14-year-old girl over a period of 10 months. Authorities say he found her through her mother, who he paid to allow him to assault her. The mother has been using her cellphone to contact other men, enticing them with the promise of “fresh meat.”
Matthias has [...]
Officer Helps Runaway … Out Of His Clothes
Robert Helphenstine was once an officer of the Washington County Fallowfield Police Department. He has since been fired, presumably over an incident that occurred in March in which a 17-year-old runaway boy from Chesapeake, Virginia, met Helphenstine in Pittsburgh. When the officer took the boy back to his home, he then had sex with him [...]
