Recent Blogs

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   Explosive Breast Implants

   Posted by Adam Church – 1 Comment

   Team Freedom might have just lost some ground to Al-Qaeda in this whole War on Terror thing.
2. 

   Chickolith: Jessica Lowndes

   Posted by Adam Church – 2 Comments

   What is wrong with me? How do I not know who this beautiful, heaven-sent ray of sex is already? Something must be up with my hot-chick radar. Man, I gotta [...]
3. 

   RIP TORN: DRUNK OF THE CENTURY

   Posted by Adam Church – Leave A Comment

   He accidentally tried to rob a bank. Good to see that old age hasn't slowed down the crazy train at all.
4. 

   Bow-gate: Obama Bows Again

   Posted by Adam Church – 3 Comments

   Not this again.
5. 

   PETA Wants To Use A Robot Groundhog

   Posted by Adam Church – Leave A Comment

   I play Devil's Advocate a lot around here, but I am not screwing around when I say that most of the things I hear about PETA fill me with rage.
6. 

   J.D. Salinger: Dead As Hell

   Posted by Adam Church – 14 Comments

   The hermit who created the archetypal whiny teen is finally dead. Join me in welcoming the inevitable deluge of tell-alls and character assassination.
7. 

   44 Lizards In His Pants

   Posted by Adam Church – 2 Comments

   I am not at all surprised that the dude is German.
8. 

   Nancy Kerrigan Family Death

   Posted by Adam Church – Leave A Comment

   Obligatory joke about how Nancy's brother is in cahoots with Tonya Harding to ruin her life.
9. 

   Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

   Posted by Adam Church – Leave A Comment

   Express your appreciation by destroying as much bubble wrap as possible.
10. 

    Orthodox Jews Indistinguishable From Terrorists

    Posted by Adam Church – Leave A Comment

    Who's to say people won't be tefillin their phylacteries with underwear bombs? Amirite?

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