Have you seen the Alyssa Milano sex tape? Well, what are you waiting for? This sexual romp is totally safe for work.
You didn’t really think Alyssa Milano would offer up those goods, did you? Of course not. If she was going to venture into the “I’m starved for attention” club, she would have done it 20 years ago.
Alyssa is far more interested in turning a different set of screws with this video, as are the filmmakers. I’m not sure it’s a great piece for Funny or Die, though. I’d argue it could be a lot more effective as a statement with a little better execution, and a grittier, not-as-well-lit, sex-tape-looking video. As it stands, it’s more ironic than it is funny, but then, that’s kind of the point, isn’t it?
Ah, the harsh truths of the American social realm. We’re more concerned about an alleged celebrity sex scandal and a leaked sex tape than we are a potential military attack on the nation of Syria. But honestly, why would we expect any different response from a public that’s been told it will be involved in a “war on terrorism” for the next 100 years?
If you’re feeling like your priorities are a little out of whack, don’t stress about it too much. I’d go so far as to suggest that Bashar al-Assad would also much rather see Alyssa Milano in the buff than think about an American strike on Syrian soil. Some things you can just file away in the category of obvious.