“My Boobs Are Out” — Wrestling’s Greatest Cliffhanger Ending Happened Last Night (VIDEO)

The video above is of the episode of TNA Impact Wrestling that aired last night, but you don’t need to see any more than the last three minutes to appreciate what a historic episode it was. Skip ahead to about the 1:15:00 mark and then start watching. Trust me, you don’t want to watch the entire, one-hour-and-seventeen-minutes episode.

But before you watch it, let me set the stage for the most glorious final three minutes in wrestling history. The tension built and built to a crescendo that rivals (and, in my opinion, exceeds) the greatest show-stopping, “we’re all out of time!” moments ever. This was better than when Vince McMahon’s limo exploded or Stone Cold fought Mike Tyson or Nexus debuted and destroyed John Cena.

Way better.

Photo via zimbio.com

First, let’s bring you up to speed with everything you need to know in order to enjoy this truly historic moment in wrestling.

For those who are totally out of the loop, TNA is a wrestling organization that competes (or, more accurately, tries in vain to compete) with the WWE. The company’s flagship show, Impact, airs Thursdays on Spike.

A bunch of WWE rejects work for the company, including Hulk Hogan, Bubba Ray Dudley (now called Bully Ray) and some other guys you don’t need to worry about (I think I saw Sting, maybe). Hogan’s daughter, Brooke Hogan, is also there.

Last night, Brooke was supposed to marry Bully Ray on the show. As you’d expect, like every other televised wedding in wrestling history, the ceremony didn’t go off without a hitch. Some guys showed up and started a fight and whatever. Normal wrestling stuff.

What makes this so great is how the episode ended. Brooke was wearing a strapless wedding dress and she experienced a good ol’ wardrobe malfunction in the melee. You can see on her face that she’s trying to stay in character and look concerned about her fake fiance and two brutes carry her off, but she’s much more worried about her exposed boobs.

When she breaks free of her captors, she’s supposed to go check on her dad, the Hulkster. What happens next is pure wrestling magic. The microphones pick up what they’re saying to each other, and it’s pure gold.

Hulk: Go check on Bully.

Brooke: My boobs are out.

Hulk: Go check on Bully.

*fade to black*

Does it get any better than that, folks?

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One Response to “My Boobs Are Out” — Wrestling’s Greatest Cliffhanger Ending Happened Last Night (VIDEO)

  1. James Sheldon
    James Sheldon says:

    Amazing. This is improv at its best.