Introducing the World’s Awesomest Keyboard (PHOTOS)

First, the good news. Somebody invented this:

Yep, it’s a keyboard with a build-in plate for food. Ergonomic, too!  Say goodbye to the mid-day munchies and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Admit it: this miraculous invention finally marries your two favorite pastimes: watching YouTube clips of senior citizens falling down gentle slopes and stuffing your face while doing so. Now you can do both without the pesky problem of jockeying for valuable desk space for your grub and your keyboard. Gluttony and sloth — two deadly sins enabled with one fell swoop.

The idea isn’t even all that implausible. Did you know you can wash your keyboard in the dishwasher?

Now for the bad news: this ingenious piece of awesome doesn’t actually exist. Not in the sense that you can own one, anyway. It’s the creation of artist Hella Jongerius for a collection called My Soft Office. It is, in other words, a heartless tease. Hella cruel, Hella Jongerius!

For now, we can only daydream about a keyboard manufacturer turning this beautiful concept into a reality. While they’re at it, a keyboard-mounted beer tap wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

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