Know that feeling you get when you’re watching Breaking Bad — the plot’s super intense, your heart’s pounding and you just wish Walter White would strip down for a steamy, extended sex scene? We all get that feeling and our wish never gets fulfilled–it’s why Breaking Bad is such a tease!
Wait. Check that. No one ever thinks that.
Nope. Check it again. At least one person thinks that. And that person decided to make Breaking Bad XXX, the Breaking Bad porn parody that’s set to sit on adult video store shelves for months and even years without ever being rented.
The above trailer looks pretty horrible–and that’s without forcing us to look at Ron Jeremy’s old, fat, nude body. I know it’s porn and it’s not reasonable to expect high production value, but holy crap do the sets ever look cheap.
Also, did no one tell the producers that the boxed letters in people’s names in the credits are supposed to be elements from the periodic table and not just the first two letters of every name? There are no such elements as Ro or Da.