If you’re going to waste time watching videos on the Internet, you might as well really waste time.
You’ve seen enough kitten videos and fail compilations. It’s time to take your time-wasting prowess to the next level with some of the most noggin-bogglingly boring videos ever piped through the intertubes.
We double-dare you.
10. Man smokes 6,000 pipes
Aldolfo Mateo’s YouTube channel is nothing but him smoking pipes and cigars. At last count, there were 6,063 videos. By the time you finish reading this sentence, there will probably be 6,064.
9. Watching grass grow
We like the part where the grass grew.
8. Watching paint dry
The next time you describe something as “less interesting than watching paint dry,” you can speak from experience.
7. How to load a dishwasher
We’ll sum up: put dishes in there.
6. Four toothbrushes slowly oozing toothpaste
Keep an eye on the second toothbrush from the right. That toothpaste is ready to drop!
5. Earthworm crossing
No early bird, sadly.
4. Cows chewing cud
Not even a moo to break the tedium.
3. Washing machine washes stuff
Spoiler alert: the spin cycle starts at 19:24 — and is well worth the wait.
2. Candle burning for an hour
Perfect for meditation. Or drugs.
1. A pure black screen for 10 hours
Where did the weekend go?!
Know any videos that are even less exciting than these? Let us know in the comments.