Tired of The Typical Gym Workout? Have You Tried Prancercise? (VIDEO)

Photo via Miami New Times

Photo via Miami New Times

Working out at the gym can be as cumbersome for the spirit as it can be for the body — especially when you’re mentally wrestling with a bunch of bros to get to that one piece of equipment you need to finish your workout. If you’re picking up what I’m laying down, why don’t you make like horse and just prance? Prance right out the front door of the gym and never look back.

I can’t promise you’ll understand what you’re about to see, but I can promise it’s rooted in all kinds of awesome-soil. According to Joanna Rohrback, founder of Prancercise, LLC, “this is the real deal a fitness program for those serious about looking their best, not like a FAT KANGAROO!”

Basically, the idea is that exercising is more effective when you’re having fun, getting back to nature and pretending to be a horse.

And you shouldn’t question this woman. She’s been Prancercising since 1989.

My friends, are you feeling a little like a fat kangaroo? Search no more for your solution.

If you’re quite athletic, you’ll probably want to take Prancercise to the next level. My mind is buzzing with potential and possibility. You could do mountain prancercising, aquatic prancercising, urban prancercising or even parkour prancercising.

If you want to learn more about the art of this equine exercise, you should consider buying the official book, Prancercise: The Art of Physical and Spiritual Excellence.

At the very least, I hope people will continue in the trend of fads like Gangnam Style and the Harlem Shake and post thousands of videos of themselves enjoying some good, hard Prancercise.

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