Amanda Berry was kidnapped and held hostage in Cleveland for over a decade, but she’s free today (along with two other captives) thanks to the efforts of Charles Ramsey, the ridiculously awesome individual you’re about to fall in love with.
Ramsey has instantly become one of the greatest memes of the year, thanks to the incredibly hilarious audio of his 911 call and the televised interview he gave to a reporter with Cleveland’s ABC affiliate, which is reposted above.
Some of Ramsey’s best lines:
I’m on my porch eating my ‘lil food, right? This broad is tryin’ to break out the f*ckin’ house next door to me.
She said he name was Linda Berry or some sh*t. I don’t know who the f*ck that is. I just moved over here, brah.
I heard screaming. I’m eating my McDonald’s. I come outside. I see this girl goin’ nuts.
My neighbor: “You got some big testicles to pull this off, bro.”
I barbecued with this dude! We eat ribs and whatnot.
Bro, I knew somethin’ was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Somethin’ is wrong here. Dead giveaway!
#deadgiveaway, y’all! Jump on the meme train while it’s hot.
Now we await the autotune remixes…