“Sex Superbug” Could Leave You Dead in Days, Doctors Warn

Sex. It’s the driving force behind the majority of things guys do.

Fellas, I would never deny your manhood — your raging desire to pursue the sweetness of the fairer sex. However, it’s always good to know what you’re up against. I’m just here to give you a warning.

Beneath all of your good intent (I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt), you might want to consider (and then reconsider) how you’re putting your man-skills to use.

A new “sex superbug,” an antibiotic-resistant strain of¬†gonorrhea, is proving to be more than a simple STD or STI (sexually transmitted infection). This strain of gonorrhea is so potentially harmful, you’d be a fool to consider it just another version of “the clap.” This gono is more like a standing ovation following a third encore. It could leave you very sick — and very dead.

Doctors say this powerful strain of bacterial infection will go to work immediately on your insides. According to Dr. Alan Christianson,¬†”[g]etting gonorrhea from this strain might put someone into septic shock and death in a matter of days. This is very dangerous.”

Presently, strains of the bacteria have been found in Norway, Hawaii and of course, the porn capital of the world, California.

Get over the embarrassment of safe sexual activity, folks. There’s only one circumstance in which you can be 100 percent in the clear. And if you traded in your V-Card years ago, a thorough check-up for everything is a necessity.

Protect yourself, or you might wreck yourself.

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