Interviews aren’t exactly Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte’s strong point. Frankly, nothing except swimming in a straight line at near-superhuman speed and being physically attractive is Lochte’s strong point. He’s not exactly the wettest water in the pool, if you get what I’m saying (and if you don’t, you might be Ryan Lochte).
As many Olympic athletes have learned, it’s hard to maintain your stardom in the four years between Olympic events (unless you get caught on film doing bong rips). Americans don’t exactly care about swim meets if there’s no gold, silver or bronze on the line.
In order to remind everyone that he exists and keep the women flocking in his direction, Lochte got himself a reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? It turns out that what Ryan Lochte would do is go on a FOX morning show in Philadelphia and demonstrate that he doesn’t have a firm grasp on the concept of bathrooms, causing both hosts to erupt in laughter at his stupidity.
Don’t worry about Lochte’s feelings. The dude has no idea he’s being mocked. Heck, there’s a good chance he has no idea he was even being interviewed. Or that he has a television show.